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एक युवक को एक दुर्लभ बीमारी थी।
जिसका डाक्टरों के पास कोई इलाज नहीँ था।
लेकिन एक हक़ीम ने बताया की अगर कोई स्त्री एक महीने तक उसे अपना दूध पिलाये तो शर्तिया वो ठीक हो जायेगा।
ये बात जब बिरादरी को पता चली तो उसकी जान बचाने की खातिर उन्होंने मोहल्ले की एक ऐसी महिला को उस पुण्य के काम के लिये तैयार किया।
युवक दूध पीने महिला के घर पहुँच गया।
पांच मिनट दूध पीने का सिलसिला लगातार चला तो एकाएक महिला उत्तेजित भाव से युवक के कान में फुसफुसाई: कुछ और चाहिये क्या?
युवक बोला: एकाध बिस्कुट हो तो दे दो।

Boss Hired A Sexy Secretary; But 10 Days Later He Committed Suicide By Jumping From His 27Th Floor Office!!
Police: Who Was There At That Time In The Room??
Secretary: I Was There “”
Police: What Happened? Why Did He Commit Suicide???
Secretary: He Was A Good Man. One Day He Bought Me A Fur Coat For 2,00,000, Then He Bought Me A Diamond Necklace For Rs.15,00,000, Then He Bought Me A Diamond Ring For Rs.5,00,000. Today He Asked Me To Spend The Night With Him. I Told Him I Charge Just Rs. 500 A Night!
Moral: Investments Are Subject To Market Risk, Check The Market Rate Before Investing!!””
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?? Dont Laugh Alone Pass It On…..????

Believe In Love
Love Has Great Power
It Can Remove
Misunderstandings
Anxieties
Worries
Doubts
Fears
Tears
Bra
Panties
Underwear Etc.

Beauty Is To See & Touch. Flowers Are To Smell & Pluck. Nipples Are To Play & Suck. Women Are To Love & F*Ck. All These R Free But Depends On Ur, L*Lli & Luck.

Be A Friend Like Woman’S Bra
Colourful
Comfortable
Stretcheable
Supportive
Holding Tightlynever Let Go Downalways Near The Heart

An Arab Was Being Interviewed At Us Embassy.
You Name Please?
Abdul Rehman
Your Sex?
Six Times In A Week
No, No, I Mean To Say Male Or Female
Doesn’T Matters, Sometimes Even With Camel

Unmarried
Wife: Sunte Ho Ji.
Mujhe Happiness Ki Spelling Batao
Husband: Likh… Unmarried.

The King
Chess Says Everything
About Husband And Wife.
The King Has To Take Things One Step At A Time,
While The Queen Can Do Whatever She Wants.

Sindur Bhare
Shadi Ki Mauk Pr Dulha Dulhan Ki Mang Sindur Bharne Laga To,
Ek Bola: Yaar, Ye Rashm Agar Ulati Ho Jani Chahiye,
Yani Dunhan Dulhe Ki Mang Mai Sindur Bhare.
Dusara Bola: Agar Aisa Hua To Duniya K Sare Takle Kuware Hi Reh Jayenge.

True Bravery Is 2 Arrive Home…..Fully Drunk……A Latenight Out…..& Wife Waiting
With A Jhadu And U Ask: Hey Abhitak Safai Kar Rahi Ho?