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Dirty Jokes English – Seeking a raise I

Seeking a raise I,the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labour I work at great depths I work head first I do not get RDO’s, weekends off or public holidays I work in a damp environment I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation I work in high temperatures My work exposes me to contagious diseasesResponse from People & Quality:After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised,the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods You do not always follow the order of the management team You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas You take a lot of non-rostered breaks You do not take initiative – you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift You don’t always observe OH&S measures, such as wearing the correct protective outfits You don’t wait till pension age before retiring You don’t like working double shifts You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day’s work And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the work place carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.

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Updated: May 20, 2016 — 3:12 pm

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