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English Adult Jokes – Two farmers, farmer Bob

Two farmers, farmer Bob and farmer Dan, are having beers in the local bar. Farmer Bob is a younger man, somewhat new to the farming business. Conversely, farmer Dan has been doing it for nearly 20 years and is the mostsuccessful man in town. After a few hours of drinking, farmer Bob gets up and says, “I’m gonna go home to feed the beaver.” Farmer Dan asks, “What’s that supposed to mean?” Farmer Bob replies, “Well, my wife doesn’t know about it, but I like to use names of chores on the farm for having Sex.” A few months later, farmer Bob’s tractor breaks down. He’s so distraught, he decides to drown his sorrows at the local bar. After sulking for a few hours, farmer Bob decides to return home. To his surprise, he finds a brandnew tractor in front of his house. He begins to jump for joy. He runs inside to look for his wife. Farmer Bob says to his wife, “Honey, where did this great tractor come from?” His wife replies, “Well, farmer Bob gave it to me. All I had to do was handle his eggs, and milk his utter!”

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Updated: May 20, 2016 — 3:08 pm

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