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English Jokes For Adults – Dan and his wife

Dan and his wife were working in their garden one-day when Dan looks over at his wife and says: “You’re butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.”With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife’s bottom. “Yes, I was right your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!” The wife chose to ignore her husband.Later that night in bed, Dan is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. “What’s wrong?” he asks.She answers: “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little wiener?”

Updated: May 23, 2016 — 12:02 pm

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