Very Dirty English Jokes – After playing on the

After playing on the playground at school, Tommy came home with some newwords in his vocabulary. Puzzled at what they meant, he went to hismother. “Mom, what’s a pussy?” Not at all shocked by the question, sheopened up an encyclopedia and showed him a picture of a cat. He then asked”What’s a bitch?” Once again, not at all disturbed, she opened theencyclopedia and showed him a picture of a female dog. Confused, little Tommy then went to his father. “Dad, what’s a pussy?” Hefelt that it was time for his son to learn about life and opened up aporno and circled the area between a womans legs. Enlightened, he thenasked him, “Then what’s a bitch?” His father replied, “Everything outsideof the circle.”