After playing on the playground at school, Tommy came home with some newwords in his vocabulary. Puzzled at what they meant, he went to hismother. “Mom, what’s a pussy?” Not at all shocked by the question, sheopened up an encyclopedia and showed him a picture of a cat. He then asked”What’s a bitch?” Once again, not at all disturbed, she opened theencyclopedia and showed him a picture of a female dog. Confused, little Tommy then went to his father. “Dad, what’s a pussy?” Hefelt that it was time for his son to learn about life and opened up aporno and circled the area between a womans legs. Enlightened, he thenasked him, “Then what’s a bitch?” His father replied, “Everything outsideof the circle.”
