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(Baccha Fone Pe): Ye Kaha Ka Number Hai..
Constable: Police Station
Baccha: Haath Me Kya Hai?
Constable: Danda.
Baccha: Gaand Me Daal Lo.
Ye Keh K Bacche Ne Fone Kaat Diya.Constable Ne Number Nikal K Usi No Pe Fone Kia To Bacche Ki Maa Ne Uthaya.
Constable: Yaha Se Kisi Bacche Ne Fone Kiya Or Kaha K Danda Gaand Me Daal Lo.
Maa: Kitni Der Pehle?
Constable: 10 Minute Huye.
Maa: Ohh..Sorry Kaafi Der Ho Gai,Ab Nikaal Lo..Aap Bhi Kahan Bacche Ki Baaton Me Aa Gaye..

‘Purana Badla’
1 Khargosh Bomb Le Kar Zoo Me Ghus Gaya,
Or Awaz Lagai Ki
‘Tum Sab Ke Paas 10 Minute Ka Time Hai, Yaha Se
Nikalne Ke Liye..!!’,
Kachuwa : ‘Waah… Re Bose Dk
Seedha Bol Na Bc Ki Meri Hi G@@Nd Marne Aaya Hai’

1St Girl: Mera Kal Fast Tha.
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2Nd Girl: ‘Lucky Girl’,
Mera Wala Toh Hamesha Hi Slow Rehta Hai..
Ohh Teri Yeh To Nonveg Ho Gaya.

1 Totla Texi Driver 3 Girls Ko Le Ke Ja Raha Tha.
Policeman: Ladkiyon Ko Le Ke Kahan Ja Rahe Ho?
Totla: Ch*Dne!
Policeman: Kya Bakwas Ki?
Totla: 1 Ko Park Me Ch*Dna Hai Or 1 Ko Agle Stop Pe Ch*Dna Hai.
Itne Me Teesri Ladki Cheekhti Hai
Kya Bakwas Kar Rahe Ho?
Totla: Tum Khamosh Raho Warna Tumhe Yaheen Ch*D Dunga.

2 Aadmi Ek Ladki Se Sex Kerne Ke Liye Gaye….
Thodi Der Tak Sex Kerne Ke Baad Pehla Aadmi Bahar Aa Kar Doosre Se Bola
“Isse Achhi Toh Meri Gharwali Hai”
Fir Dusra Andar Gaya Aur Thodi Der Mein Bahar Aa Kar Ke Bola…
”Tu Sahi Kar Raha Thha Yaar Teri Wife Hi Sahi Hai“.

2 Chij Jisne Indian Young Generation Mein
Josh Aur Utsaah Bhar Diya..
1. Ipl Ne Ladko Mein, Aur
2. I Pill Ne Ladkiyon Mein!

2 Dost Nadi Me Naha Rahe The,1 Dubne
Laga Per Dusre Dost Ki Nunnu Pakad Li Aur Bach Gaya
2Nd Dost`Bach Gaya Beta,Girlfriend Ke Sath
Hota To Doob Hi Jata.

2 Men In A Wedding Function:
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1St:’ Lo..!! Kuch Din Phle Hi Godi Me
Kheli Thi Or Aaj Iski Shadi Hai
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2Nd:’ Aap Dulhan K Baap Ho.. ??
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1St:’ Nahi, Dulhan Ka Boss…