5 rules to keep your wife happy by Dada Kondke:
1. Apni wife ki har roz leni chahiye – KHABAR
2. Uska pakad kar baar-baar chumna chahiye – HAATH
3. Uske bade aaram se dono dabane chahiye – PAER
4. Uski aage se hi nahi pichhe se bhi karni chahiye – TAAREEF
5. Uske samne aate hi Apna nikal kar uske hath mein rakh dena chahiye – .WALLET