Very Dirty English Jokes – A heart specialist died

A heart specialist died and they’re having his funeral. The coffin was placed in front of a huge replica of a heart. When the priest finished with the sermon and after everyone said his good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside, then the heart closed. Just at that moment one of the mourners started laughing. The guy next to him asked: “Why are you laughing?” “I don’t mean any disrespect, but I was thinking about my own funeral” the man replied. “What’s so funny about that?” “I’m a gynecologist.”