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A Necrophilic Husband
A man was brought before the judge and charged with NECROPHILIA (having Sex with a dead person).
The judge told him, ‘In 20 years on the bench, I’ve never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn’t lock you up and throw away the jail keys in the toilet?’
The man replied, ‘I’ll give you THREE good reasons:
1. It’s none of your damn business;
2. She was my wife; and…
3. I didn’t KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!’
The case was dismissed and the judge announced the following warnings:
For the ladies:: PLEASE TRY TO MOVE A LITTLE DURING THE ACT.
For the guys: IF THERE IS NOT MUCH MOVEMENT, STOP IMMEDIATELY AND CHECK IF SHE IS ALIVE ….!!!
Case dismissed…

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Updated: July 18, 2016 — 12:21 pm

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