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Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It’s triplets Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago Good: Your wife’s not talking to you Bad: She wants a divorce Ugly: She’s a lawyer Good: Your son is finally maturing Bad: He’s involved with the woman next door Ugly: So are you Good: Your son studies a lot in his room Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there. Ugly: You’re in them Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids Bad: You can’t find your birth control pills Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: He’s a cross-dresser Ugly: He looks better than you Good: You give the “birds and bees” talk to your daughter Bad: She keeps interrupting Ugly: With corrections Good: The postman’s early Bad: He’s wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas Good: Your son is dating someone new Bad: It’s another man Ugly: He’s your best friend Good: Your daughter got a new job Bad: As a hooker Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do

Updated: August 12, 2016 — 4:25 pm

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