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Dirty Jokes English – In a tiny village

In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone: “Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin.” Not long after, the old maid died peacefully, and the undertaker told his men what the lady had said. The menwent to carve it in, but as the lazy no-goods they were, they thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long. They simply wrote: “RETURNED UNOPENED.”

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Updated: September 5, 2016 — 5:17 pm

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