Most Dirty English Jokes – No one ever steals

No one ever steals your chair. Gives “bad hair day” a whole new meaning. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work late. People stop stealing your pens after they’ve seen where you keep them. You want to see if it’s like the dream. To stop those creepy programmer guys next door from looking down your blouse. “I’d love to chip in but I left my wallet in my pants.” Inventive way to finally meet that ‘special’ person in Human Resources. Can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. The boss will never say, “I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!” ever again.

Leave a Reply