The Amish wife walked into the barn one day and was aghast at what she saw in there. Instead of milking their cow, her husband was standing with his trousers down at the rear quarter of the bovine and humping away at it like a mink. Angrily she yelled at him, “That’s the most depraved and disgusting thing I’ve ever seen in my life! I’m going to tell everyone in the community that you were having Sex with the cow!” The Amish man, meanwhile, had finished up his task and was slowly pulling his trousers back up when he looked at his spouse and calmly replied, “Very well. You tell everyone I had Sex with the cow and I’ll tell everyone that it’s because the cow is better than you!”
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