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Ek Ladki Apni Saheli Se Uski Nayi-Nayi Shaadi Ke Baad Puchti Hai.
Ladki: “Kya Tumhara Pati Sote Waqt Kharate Leta Hai?”
Saheli Sharmate Hue: “Pata Nahi Abhi To Hamari Shaadi Ko 3 Din Hi Hue Hai, Soyenge To Pata Chalega“

Dad: Ek Zamana Tha Jab Mai 10 Rupaye Me Doodh Pee K Aata Tha.
Son: Woh Zamana Gaya Dad Aajkal Toh 10 Rupaye Me Koi Dikhati Bhi Nahi Hai.

Papu: Apni Shaadi Ko Panch Saal Ho Gaye Tere Ko Sex Ka Sabse Jyada Maza Kis Din Ayaa?
Biwi Sharmate Hue: Ji Us Din, Jab Aap Ludhiana Gaye The

Pappu: Mom, Aap Blouse Mein Paise Kyun Rakhti Ho?
Mom: Taaki Tere Papa Ko Pata Na Chale
Pappu: Mom Aap Bhi Na, Bechare Papa Roz Kaamwali Ke Blouse Mein Dhoondte Rehte Hain

Girl- Who Is Sunny Leone
Boy- She Is The Female Version Of Sunny Deol
With Dhai-Dhai Kilos
Jisko Dekh Kar
Admi Uthta Nahi
Admi Ka Uth Jata Hai

Bhakt: Baba Har Sukhi Aurat Apne
Jeevan Me Apne Pati Se Kya Chahti Hai,
Baba: Zinda Rehne Tak Uska Khada Lund,
Aur Marne Ke Baad Uska Lic Fund.

Ek Ladka Apne Baap Ko Viagra Ki Ek Goli Toffee Mein Daal Ke Deta Hai Aur Kehta Hai: “Daddy Sone Se Pehle Kha Lena” Baap Kehta Hai: “Beta Isse Kya Hoga?” Ladka Bolta Hai: “Daddy Agar Toffee Achi Lage To Mere Takiye Ke Neeche Chup Chap 100 Rupye Rakh Dena” Agle Din Ladka Apne Takiye Ke Neeche Dekhta Hai To Use 1100 Rupye Milte Hai Aur Daddy Ke Paas Ja Ke Kehta Hai: “Daddy Meine To Sirf 100 Rupye Rakhne Ko Kaha Tha” Baap Kehta Hai: “Beta Meine To 100 Hi Rakhe The 1000 Teri Maa Ki Taraf Se Hain“

Ek Bar 1 Ladki Ne 1 Ladke Par Susu Kar Di.
Ladka Bola: O Chanchal Shokh Hasina Ye Kasi Nadani Hai.
Ladki Boli: Tum Jise Dekh Ne Ke Sapne Dekhte Ho Ye Usi Jhil Ka Pani Hai.

A Chinese Doctor Says A Woman Has 5 Rooms :-
Face Is Showroom
Breast Is Playroom
Stomach Is Store Room
Vagina Is A Guest Room
Ass Is A Emergency Room.

Ek Punjabi Jatt Train Mein Bethi Ladkiyon Se Bola: Aapka Naam?
Pehli Boli: Salma Behan
Doosri Boli: Sarita Behan
Teesri Boli: Meena Behan
Fir Ladkiyo Ne Poocha: Aapka Naam?
Jatt Bola: Shinda Behan Chod.