Lady: Ek Shampoo Please.
Shopkeeper: Kya Dhona Hai?
Lady: Kya Matlab Kya Dhona Hai, Baal Dhone Hai Aur Kya?
Shopkeeper: Head Ke Baal Dhone Hai Toh Head & Shoulders Aur Panty Ke Baal Dhone Hai Toh Pantene Lelo.
Lady: Garnier De Mc. Ga*D Ke Baal Dhone Hai.