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Adult Jokes In English – There were two guys

There were two guys sitting in an airplane. One guy says to the other, “Let’s talk. I hear that the flights go faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”The other guy who had just opened a good book, closed it and asked him, “What do you want to talk about?”The first guy says, “Oh, I don’t know; how about we discuss Nuclear Power.”The other guy says, “Well, let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same thing, but the deer shits out pellets; the cow shits big patties; and the horse shits clumps of dried grass. Why is that?”The first guy says, “I don’t know.”The other guy says, “Oh? Then how can you expect to talk about Nuclear Power when you don’t know shit?”

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Updated: October 11, 2016 — 8:24 pm

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