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18+ Dirty Jokes In English – Murder Trial! Murder Trial Of A

Murder Trial!
Murder Trial Of A 94 Year Old Lady.
Defense Attorney: Will You Please State Your Age?
Old Lady: I Am 94 Years Old.
Defense Attorney: Will You Tell Us, In Your Own Words, What Happened The Night Of April 1St?
Old Lady: There I Was, Sitting There In My Swing On My Front Porch On A Warm Spring Evening, When A Young Man Comes Creeping Up On The Porch And Sat Down Beside Me.
Defense Attorney: Did You Know Him?
Old Lady: No, But He Sure Was Friendly.
Defense Attorney: What Happened After He Sat Down?
Old Lady: He Started To Rub My Thigh.
Defense Attorney: Did You Stop Him?
Old Lady: No, I Didn’T Stop Him.
Defense Attorney: Why Not?
Little Old Lady: It Felt Good. Nobody Had Done That Since My Albert Died Some 30 Years Ago.
Defense Attorney: What Happened Next?
Old Lady: He Began To Rub All Over Of My Body.
Defense Attorney: Did You Stop Him Then?
Old Lady: No, I Did Not Stop Him.
Defense Attorney: Why Not?
Old Lady: His Rubbing Made Me Feel All Alive And Excited. I Haven’T Felt That Good In Years!
Defense Attorney: What Happened Next?
Old Lady: Well, By Then, I Was Feeling So “Spicy” That I Just Laid Down And Told Him ‘Take Me, Young Man. Take Me Now!’
Defense Attorney: Did He Take You?
Old Lady: Hell, No! He Just Yelled, “April Fool!” And That’S When I Shot Him, The Little Bastard.

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Updated: February 21, 2017 — 12:21 pm

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