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Dirty Chutkule Ladko Par – Ek Ladka Apni Patni

Ek Ladka Apni Patni Ko Lene Apni Sasural Gaya.
Ladki Ki Maan Ne Bistar Bichaya Aur Damad Ji Ko Boli: ?Baitho Damad Ji?
Damad: ?Meri Gand Mein Itne Baal Hai Ki Bistar Ki Jarurat Hi Nahi?
Saas Ne Ye Suna Aur Gusse Mein Bhadkati Hui Boli
Saas: ?Tu Apne Bade Bhai Ko Bhejna, Tab Main Apni Beti Bhejungi, Tu To Ganda Hai?
Do Din Baad Ladke Ka Bada Bhai Aaya To Maan Ne Sari Baat Bade Bhai Ko Batai.
Bade Bhai Ye Sun Ke Bola: ?Jhutha Hai Sala, Parson Hi Maine Uski Gand Mari Ek Bhi Baal Nahi Thha?
Maa Ne Ye Suna Aur Socha Sale Dono Bhai Harami Hai Boli: ?Apne Baap Ko Bhejna, Tabhi Apni Ladki Bhejungi?
Baap Aaya Maan Ne Kalpate Hue Sari Baat Baap Ko Batai.
Baap Bola: ?Sale Dono Hi Nalayak Hai. Ek Baar Main Nadi Mein Naha Raha Tha Sala Mere Kapde Le Ke Bhag Gya?
Maa Boli: ?Hey Bhagvan, Aap Phir Ghar Kaise Aaye?
Baap Bola: ?Aise Kaise Aata, Kinare Pe Ek Gadha Khada Thha Uski Gand Mein Land Daal Ke Aaya?
Maa Ne Jaisi Hi Baap Ke Muh Se Ye Suna Sir Thaam Liya Aur Socha: ?Sala Pura Khandan Hi Kamina Hai, Main Abb Apni Ladki Nahi Bhejungi?
Kuch Din Beet Gaye, To Damad Ke Gaanv Mein Se Ek Aadmi Ladki Ki Maa Se Mila Aur Bola
Aadmi: ?Apne To Apni Ladki Nahi Bheji.?
Maa Gusse Se Boli: ?Kaisi Bhejti Un Kameeno Ke Ghar?
Aur Iske Baad Ussne Sari Baat Usko Bata Di
Gaanv Wale Aadmi Ne Ye Suna Aur Bola: ?Haan Sahi Kiya Aapne Vo Hai Hi Kamine?
Maa Boli: ?Kaise??
Aadmi Bola: ?Ek Baar Main Seedhi Maangne Inke Ghar Gaya, Saalo Ne Nahi Di Jabki Rakhi Thi Ghar Mein Hi?
Maa Ne Puncha: ?Seedhi Ka Kya Karte Bhaiya??
Aadmi Bola: ?Karta Kya Oont Ki Gand Marni Thi?
Maa Chilla Ke Boli: ?Hey Bhagwan Sala Ye Pura Gaanv Hi Harrami Hai

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Updated: February 21, 2017 — 2:02 pm

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