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Sexy Hindi Jokes – Ek Bar Ek Aadmi

Ek Bar Ek Aadmi Zoo Mein Gaya.
Wahan Jaa Ke Usne Dekha Ki Ek Pinjre Ke Bahar Likha Tha Intelligent Monkey.
Us Aadmi Ne Samne Khade Watch Man Ko Bulaya Aur Poochha: ?Arrey Bhai Iss Bandar Ka Naam Intelligent Monkey Kyu Rakha Hai??
Watch Man: ?Saab Aap Ise Kuch Khane Ke Liye Do.?
Aadmi Ne Use Ek Mongfali Khane Ke Liye Di To Us Bandar Ne Wo Mungfali Pehle Apni Gand Mein Daali Phir Bahar Nikali Aur Phir Kha Gaya.
Aadmi: ?Bhenchod Iss Mein Intelligent Wali Kya Baat Hai Ye To Bevkoofi Hai.?
Watch Man Aadmi Ko Samjhate Hue: ?Saab Aapke Aane Se Pehle Yahan Par Ek Angrej Aaya Tha Usne Bandar Ko Ek Poora Aamb Khane Ke Liye Diya, Bandar Ne Ghutla Samait Uss Aamb Ko Kha Liya Aur Jab Ye Bandar Tatti Karne Gaya To Ghutli Uss Ki Gaand Mein Fass Gayi, Iss Liye Ab Ye Har Cheez Ko Apni Gaand Mein Daal Ke Check Karta Hai Ki Gaand Mein Se Nikal Jaegi Ya Nahi.?
Aadmi Bandar Ki Iss Samajhdari Ko Sun Kar Bada Khush Hua Aur Chala Gaya.
2-3 Mahine Baad Wo Aadmi Uss Bandar Ko Dekhne Phir Se Aaya.
Lekin Iss Baar Uss Bandar Ke Pinjre Ke Bahar Likha Tha Double Intelligent Monkey.
Aadmi Ne Watch Man Ko Bulaya Aur Kaha: ?Yahan Par Double Intelligent Monkey Kyu Likha Hai??
Watch Man: ?Ise Kuch Khane Ke Liye Do.?
Aadmi Ne Use Ek Kela De Diya.
To Bandar Ne Kele Ko Pehle Pani Mein Dala Phir Apni Gaand Mein Dala Or Phir Kha Liya.
Admi Ne Watch Man Se Poocha: ?Aisa Kyo??
Watch Man: Saab, Aapke Jane Ke Baad Vo Angrej Doobara Aaya Tha Is Baar Sale Ne Isko Jalti Hui Cigarette De Di Or Phir Jaise Hi Isne Apni Gaand Mein Jalti Hui Cigarette Daali Iski Gaand Jal Gai, Tab Se Ye Har Cheez Ko Pehle Bujhata Hai Or Phir Size Check Karta Hai Or Phir Khata Hai.

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Updated: February 21, 2017 — 1:24 pm

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