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Adult Hindi Jokes – Court Mein Pati Aur

Court Mein Pati Aur Patni Ke Divorce Ki Bahas Chal Rahi Thhi.
Bahas Ka Mudda Ye Thha Ki, Bachha Kiske Pass Rahega?
Wife Jumped Up And Said: “Your Honour! I Brought The Child Into This World With Pain & Labour So It Should Be In My Custody.”
The Judge Turns To Husband And Says: “What Do You Have To Say In Your Defence?”
The Husband Sat For A While Contemplating Then Slowly Rose.
“Your Honour. If I Put A Dollar In A Vending Machine And A Pepsi Comes Out, Whose Pepsi Is It? The Machine’S Or Mine?”
Yeh Sunke Wife Replied: “Judge Sahab Bartan Mera Doodh Bhi Mera Aur Usme Dahi Jamane Ke Liye 2 Boond Daalne Se Dahi Bana To Fir Wo Dahi Kiska? Mera Ya Do Boond Daalne Wale Ka”
Husband Replied: “Typewriter Mein Kagaz Maine Dala, Keys Daba-Daba Kar Mehnat Maine Ki, Fir Chithi Kiski? Typewriter Ki Ya Meri?”
Frustrated Judge (Getting Mad): “Abay Saale Agar Tu Chithi Haath Se Hi Likh Leta, Toh Yahaan Par Custody Ki Naubat Hi Na Aati.“


Updated: February 28, 2017 — 12:23 pm

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