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Dirty Chutkule Santa Banta Par – Santa Ki Relation Mein

Santa Ki Relation Mein Uske Mama Usa Mein Thhe, Unhone Santa Ko Gaanv Se Usa Bulaya Taki Vo Bhi Kuch Paisi Kama Sake.
Santa Usa Pahuncha To Mama Bada Khush Hua Ki Chalo Yahan Angrejo Ke Sath Rah Ke Kuch Seekh Jayega
Mama Ne Socha Ki Aaj Iska First Day Hai Kisi Ache Se Hotel Mein Thehrata Hun.
Five Star Hotel Mein Room Dilva Ke Mama Kuch Saman Lene Chale Gaye.
Piche Se Santa Ko Bade Jor Se Potty Aayi Jaisi Hi Bathroom Mein Gussa To English Seat Dekh Ke Confuse Ho Gaya Ki Latrine Kaisi Karu
Kafi Dimag Lagane Ke Baad Usko Idea Aya Usne Bag Mein Se Ek Polythin Nikala Aur Usmein Potty Karke Band Kar Diya.
Ab Usne Socha Ki Isko Fenku Kaha Yaha To Sab Saaf Saaf Hai Gaanv Hota To Sadak Pe Fenk Deta.
Itne Mein Light Chali Gayi Aur Usne Socha Ki Main Fan Ke Ek Par (Wing) Pe Rakh Deta Hun. Usne Aisa Hi Kiya
Par Fan Ka Swtich Off Karna Bhul Gaya, Aur Itne Mein Genset Chal Gaya Aur Pankha Fir Chal Gaya.
To Sari Potty Deewaro Par Aur Chatt (Roof) Pe Lag Gayi. Ye Dekh Ke Santa Ke Hosh Udd Gaye.
Usne Fatafat Room Service Wale Ko Bulaya Aur Bola Ki: “Ye 100$ Pakad Aur In Sab Ko Saaf Kar De Jaldi Se”
Room Boy Hairani Se Bola: “Sir Ji, Main Aapko 500$ Deta Hun, Par Mujhe Bas Ye Bata Do Ki Ye Sab Kiya Kaisi“

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Updated: February 28, 2017 — 12:16 pm

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