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Month: March 2017

Best Hindi Jokes – हमेशा मुझे रोक

हमेशा मुझे रोक लेती है
प्रीतो: मैं घर छोड़कर जा रही हूँ।
बंता गुस्से में: हाँ, ‘जान’ छोड़ो अब बस।
प्रीतो: यही आपकी ‘जान’ कहने की आदत न, हमेशा मुझे रोक लेती है।

Majedar Gande Chutkule – Mard Hone Ke Fayde 1.

Mard Hone Ke Fayde
1. Un Dino Ki Tension Nahi Rehti
2. Heavy Golo Ki Jagah Light Goliya Latakti Hai
3. Nange Bhi Ghumo To Kisi Ki Bhavnaye Nahi Jagti Hai
4. Virginity Ka Koi Proof Nahi Hota Hai
5. Khujane Pe Hath Geela Nahi Hota Hai
6. And Above All – Kahi Bhi Mooto Aaram Se Khade Hokarenjoy Friends We Are A Man.


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Very Dirty Hindi Jokes – Teen Bache Karib 12-12

Teen Bache, Karib 12-12 Saal Ke, Ghar Ke Bahar Khel Rahe The,
Wahi 2 Gaadiyan Ek Lancer Aur Dusri Honda City Khadi Thi.
Pehle Bache Ki Khwaish Badi Thi, Bola: “Main Chahta Hoon Ki Mere Chandi Ke Baal Uge, Taaki Use Tod Kar Main Ye Lancer Kharid Sakun”
Dusra Kaafi Pahuncha Hua Tha, Bola: “Main Chahta Hoon Ki Mere Sone Ke Baal Uge, Taaki Use Tod Kar Main Ye Honda City Kharid Sakun”
Teesra Chup Tha, Dono Ne Vajah Puchhi: “Abe Tujhe Chandi Ke Baal Chahiye Ya Sone Ke?”
Teesra Bola: “Na Main Sone Ke Baal Chahta Hoon, Na Chandi Ke, Main Apni Body Ke Ek Khas Hisse Pe Baal Chahta Hoon, Wo Baal Meri Behan Ke Paas Hai Aur Ye Dono Gaadiya Usi Ki Hain“

Gande Hindi Jokes – Aap Santa Aur Uske

Aap Santa Aur Uske Bete Pappu Ko To Bahut Ache Tarha Se Jante Ho.
Par Pappu Ki Ek Bahan Bhi Hai Jo Usi Ki Tarha Hoshiya Hai Aur Chalak Bhi
Santa Ne Jitna Apna Naam Duboya Hai Ye Bache Usko Utha Hi Uthane Ki Koshish Kar Rahe Hai
To Aayiye Milte Hai Santa Ki Beti Aur Pappu Ki Bahan Chinki Se.
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College Mein Ek Gunde Type Ke Ladke Ne Nayi Ayi Chinki Ko Patane Ki Koshish Ki.
Par Bahut Si Koshisho Ke Bad Bhi Uski Ek Na Chali To Usko Gussa Aya Aur Chinki Ki Beizzti Karne Ki Sochi.
Ek Din Apne Dosto Ke Sath Khada Hua Tha Aur Chini Friends Ke Sath Ja Rahi Thhi, Dekh Kar Bola.
Ladka: “Bus, Train Aur Ladki Ke Piche Nahi Bhagna Chahiye, Sali Ek Jati Hai Dusri Aa Jati Hai”
Chinki: “Auto, Rikhsaw Aur Ladko Ka Ek Hi Haal Hai, Ek Ko Bulao Harami 4 4 Aa Jate Hai“

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