Agar Gandhiji Ke Samay Me Aids Hota To Kya Hota?
Toh Chautha(4Th) Bandar Underwear Ke Saamne Haath Karke Khada Hota.
Month: May 2017
Dirty Hindi Questions Answers – Why Did Ranbir And
Why Did Ranbir And Deepika Actualy Break Up?
They Thot, If Abhishek And Aishwarya Were Called Abhiash, Then What Would Be Ranbir And Deepika Called.
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Gande Hindi Jokes – According To A Survey
According To A Survey By Chodumal Khan Saab:
Agar Kisi Larki Ki 19 Sal Ki Umar Mein Shadi Ho,
Aur Uske Ghar Wale Ka Lund 7.5 Inch Ho,
Aur Woh Haftey Mein 3 Bar Sex Kare Aur 1 Bar Mein 50
Gassey (In-Out) Maare,
To Us Larki Ne 35 Sal Ki Umar Tak 22 Kilometer Lun
Liya.
7.5 Inch X 50 Gassey X 3 Din X 4 Hafte X 12 Months X
16 Saal = 864000 Inch (22 Kms)
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Dirty Chutkule Pati Patni Par – Patni Ne Apne Pati
Patni Ne Apne Pati Se Pucha: “Agar Duniya 20 Minutes Mein Khatam Hone Wali Ho Toh Tum Sabse Pehle Kya Karna Chahoge?”
Pati: “Simple Si Baat Hai Sex Karna Chahunga“.
Patni: “Fir Baaki Ke 19 Minutes Kya Karoge“?
Dirty Chutkule Santa Banta Par – Santa Dialled A Phone
Santa Dialled A Phone Number
A Computrised Female Voice Said,
Apke Pass Paryapt Balance Nahi Hai- Kripya Apna Mobile Recharge Kare
Santa- Bas Janeman Tumse Baat Ho Jati Hai Itna Hi Kaafi Hai
Very Dirty Hindi Jokes – Touching Lines On Sign
Touching Lines On Sign Board Outside A Pathology Lab Clinic
“For You It May Be Just Your Urine And Potty But For Us It Is Our Daal And Roti“
Majedar Gande Chutkule – Kapil Naam Ka Ek
Kapil Naam Ka Ek Aadmi Fauj Mein Major Thha
Usko Log Kafi Smart Aur Intelligent Bola Karte Thhe
Ek Din Faujiyo Ki Ek Party Chal Rahi Thhi Usmein Ek
Ladki Aayi
Usne Kapil Se Pucha: “ Aap Log To Fauj Mein Rahte
Hai Desh Ki Seva Main Busy Rahte Hai, Aapne Last
Time Sex Kab Kiya Thha? ”
Kapil Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bola: “1955 ”
Ladki Khush Hote Hue: “ Wow, Ye To Bahut Time Ho
Gaya, Kya Aap Abhi Mere Sath Sex Karna
Chahenge? ”
Kapil Ne Apni Watch Dekhi Aur Muskurate Hue Bola:
“Nahi Dear Abhi Nahi, Abhi To Sirf 2035 Hue Hai,
Thodi Der Baad Karenge “
Majedar Gande Chutkule – Mariz To Dr Mai
Mariz To Dr: Mai Jb B Aaina Dkhta Hu Mera Lund Khda Ho Jata Hai.
Dr: Ye Koi Bimari Nhi Hai, Tera Chehra Hi Chut Jesa Hai
Dirty Hindi Jokes – Aurat Apne Bachhe Ko
Aurat Apne Bachhe Ko Doodh Pila Rahi Thhi
Par Bacha Rone Se Baaz Nahi Aa Raha Tha.
Thodi Der Tak Aurrat Usse Chup Karati Rahi.
Par Bachha Nahi Mana, To Aurat Gusse Se Boli
Peele Sale Peele, Tu Kismat Wala Hai Nahi To Poora Shahar Ise Muh Mein Lene Ke Liye Tarasta Hai Aur Tu Nakhre Kar Raha H
Very Dirty Hindi Shayari – Khulam Khula Hum Tera
Khulam Khula Hum Tera Balatkar Karenge
Teri Izat Ko Sub K Samne Tar Tar Karenge
Tail Laga K Pehle Tujko Tayar Karenge
Phir Unglian De K Tujko Beqarar Krenge
Lun Pe Apne Tujko Swar Karenge
Phir Apne Lun Ko Tere Aar Par Krenge
Kabi Andr Kabi Bahr Kr K Mazedar Krenge
Ye Kaam Hum Her Itwar Krenge
Chod Chod K Tujko Maldar Krenge
Jab Paisay Na Huay To Udhar Krenge
Agar Bura Laga Tjko To Kbi Kbar Krenge
Agar Teri Adat Bun Gae To Bar Bar Krenge