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Month: May 2017

Gande Hindi Jokes – According To A Survey

According To A Survey By Chodumal Khan Saab:
Agar Kisi Larki Ki 19 Sal Ki Umar Mein Shadi Ho,
Aur Uske Ghar Wale Ka Lund 7.5 Inch Ho,
Aur Woh Haftey Mein 3 Bar Sex Kare Aur 1 Bar Mein 50
Gassey (In-Out) Maare,
To Us Larki Ne 35 Sal Ki Umar Tak 22 Kilometer Lun
Liya.
7.5 Inch X 50 Gassey X 3 Din X 4 Hafte X 12 Months X
16 Saal = 864000 Inch (22 Kms)


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Dirty Chutkule Santa Banta Par – Santa Dialled A Phone

Santa Dialled A Phone Number
A Computrised Female Voice Said,
Apke Pass Paryapt Balance Nahi Hai- Kripya Apna Mobile Recharge Kare
Santa- Bas Janeman Tumse Baat Ho Jati Hai Itna Hi Kaafi Hai

Majedar Gande Chutkule – Kapil Naam Ka Ek

Kapil Naam Ka Ek Aadmi Fauj Mein Major Thha
Usko Log Kafi Smart Aur Intelligent Bola Karte Thhe
Ek Din Faujiyo Ki Ek Party Chal Rahi Thhi Usmein Ek
Ladki Aayi
Usne Kapil Se Pucha: “ Aap Log To Fauj Mein Rahte
Hai Desh Ki Seva Main Busy Rahte Hai, Aapne Last
Time Sex Kab Kiya Thha? ”
Kapil Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bola: “1955 ”
Ladki Khush Hote Hue: “ Wow, Ye To Bahut Time Ho
Gaya, Kya Aap Abhi Mere Sath Sex Karna
Chahenge? ”
Kapil Ne Apni Watch Dekhi Aur Muskurate Hue Bola:
“Nahi Dear Abhi Nahi, Abhi To Sirf 2035 Hue Hai,
Thodi Der Baad Karenge “

Very Dirty Hindi Shayari – Khulam Khula Hum Tera

Khulam Khula Hum Tera Balatkar Karenge
Teri Izat Ko Sub K Samne Tar Tar Karenge
Tail Laga K Pehle Tujko Tayar Karenge
Phir Unglian De K Tujko Beqarar Krenge
Lun Pe Apne Tujko Swar Karenge
Phir Apne Lun Ko Tere Aar Par Krenge
Kabi Andr Kabi Bahr Kr K Mazedar Krenge
Ye Kaam Hum Her Itwar Krenge
Chod Chod K Tujko Maldar Krenge
Jab Paisay Na Huay To Udhar Krenge
Agar Bura Laga Tjko To Kbi Kbar Krenge
Agar Teri Adat Bun Gae To Bar Bar Krenge

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