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Dirty Chutkule Ladkiyon Par – Ladki Ka Apni Choot

Ladki Ka Apni Choot Ke Uper Kharcha
Baba Saxidas Se Ek Mastmaula Ashiq Ne Puchha
Ashiq: “Baba Ji, Ek Ladki Apni Life Mein Apni Choot Ke Upar Kitne Rs Kharchti Hai?”
Baba Saxidas Ne Samjhaya
Ek Ldki Ko 11 Saal Ki Umar Mein Menstrual Cycle Suru Hota Haiaur Monopose Ki Umar 56 Saal Hoti Hai.
Ek Ldki Ko Uski Puri Zindagi Me Lagbag 3000 Din Ya Lagbg 8 Saal Menstrual Cycle Mein Bitane Padte Hai.
Ek Period Mein Lgbag 45Ml Blood Nikalta Hai
(45Ml X 3Times A Day, X 5 Days = 675Ml, X 12Months =8100Ml, X 45 Yrs = 364.8 Liter)
Ek Ladki Ki Choot Apni Puri Life Mein Lagbg 365 Ltr Khoon Nikalti Hai.
Ek Din Me 1 Wisper Ultra Use Kiya Jaye To
(5 Pad X 5Days = 25 Pads, X 12 Months = 300Pads/Per Year, X 45 Years = 13500 Pads, Means 1125 Pack Wisper Ultra, X Rupees 52.00 = Rs 58500.00)
Means
Ek Ldki Puri Zindgi Mein Jitne Paisi Apni Choot Par Kharch Krti Hai Utne Mein Tere Liye 1 Bajaj Pulsar 150 Aa Jaye

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Updated: May 7, 2017 — 10:44 am

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