Ek Din Santa Apni Scooter Par Kahi Jaa Raha Tha
Traffic Signal Par Usne Apna Sir Khujaya Lekin Helmet Utare Bina,
Yeh Dekh Kar Uske Bazu Wale Ko Ajeeb Sa Mehsus Hua, To Usne Santa Se Pucha
Aadmi: “Are Bhai Apka Sir Mein Khujli Ho Rahi Hai To Helmat Utar Ke Khujao”
Santa: “Abe Bhosdike, Teri Gand Mein Jab Khujli Hoti Hai To Kya Tu Pant Utar Ke Apni Gand Khujata Hai“
