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Month: July 2017
Hindi Jokes Very Dirty – झाट के बाल साफ करने
झाट के बाल साफ करने के बाद
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Hindi Jokes For Adults – आज का ज्ञान – जो लडकीं आपकी
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Dirty Chutkule Suhagrat Par – Suhagraat Ki Rat Ko
Suhagraat Ki Rat Ko Pati Ne Apni Patni Ko Bola
Husband: “Kahaan Se Dalu Upar Se Niche Se, Aage Se Ya Piche Se”
Wife: “Kahi Se Bhi Daalo Janu, Iss Route Ki Sabhi Liney Mast Hai“
Very Dirty Hindi Jokes – Yaaro Ek Free Ki
Yaaro Ek Free Ki Salah Hai Mobile Ko Kabhi Pichhe Ki Pocket Mein Matt Rakha Karo,
Kisi Din Battery Fatt Sakti Hai Aur Sath Mein Gaand Bhi Fatt Jayegi,
Log Haath Se Gaand Ko Dhote Hain, Aur Tum Gaand Se Hath Dho Bethoge.
Dirty Hindi Jokes – Beta Papa Aapki Chain
Beta: Papa Aapki Chain Khuli Hai. Papa: Sabke Samne Chain Nahi Makeup Box Bola Karo. Beta: Achcha! Papa Apna Makeup Box Band Karlo, Lipstick Dikh Rahi Hai
Very Dirty Hindi Jokes – Sabse Bada Terrorist Kaun? .
Sabse Bada Terrorist Kaun?
. Aurat
. Jo Har Raat 1 Tower Ko Gira Deti Ha.
Sabse Bada Builder Kaun ?
Mard
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Jo Agli Raat Fir Usi Tower Ko Khda Kr Deta Hai.
Very Dirty Hindi Jokes – Usa Yeah….. Yeah….” Uk Come
Usa: “Yeah….. Yeah….”
Uk: “Come On Baby…”
India: “Uyi Maa Mar Gayi …. ”
Pakistan: “Bas Karo Shaikh Sahab Savere Tattiya Band Nahi Hongi“
Majedar Gande Chutkule – Judge – Tumhari Aakhri
Judge – Tumhari Aakhri Khwaish.
Mujrim-Aap Ki Beti Se Shaadi, Blackbery Bold ,
Apple I Phone, 100 Crore Rs.
Us Ka Visa, 2 Saal Ka Honeymoon, 6-7 Bacche
Jo Aapko Nana Nana Or Mujhe Papa Papa Kahe,
Or Main Unki Shaadi Krwa Dun, Uske Baad Aap
Jo Bhi Faisla Doge Mujhe Manzoor Hoga…
Judge – Zor Se Haste Hue (Jumps On Table)
Muuh Me Le Mera, Meri Koi Beti Hi Nahi Hai,
Taang Do Madarchod Ko.??????
Dirty Chutkule Santa Banta Par – Santa Bada Dukhi Sa
Santa Bada Dukhi Sa Hokar Apne Ek Khas Doctor Dost Ke Pass Jata Hai Aur Apni Samsya Batata Hai
Santa: “Doctor Sahab, Koi Sasta Trika Batao Pregnency Rokne Ka?”
Doctor: “Condom Lo”
Santa: “Mahanga Hai”
Doctor: “Mala Di Lo”
Santa: “Ye Bhi Mahangi Hai”
Doctor: “Nasbandi Karwa Lo”
Santa: “Ye Bhi Kafi Mahangi Hai”
Doctor Gusse Se: “To Chodna Band Kar De Bhosdi Ke”
Santa: “Ye Tarika To Paanch (5) Saal Se Try Kar Raha Hoon Phir Bhi Meri Biwi Pregnent Ho Jati Hai Sali“