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Month: July 2017

Hindi Jokes For Adults – आज का ज्ञान – जो लडकीं आपकी

आज का ज्ञान

जो लडकीं आपकी बाते सुनकर आपको पागल कहे …
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हकिकत मे वो आपसे उछल उछल के चुदवाना चाहती है..


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Very Dirty Hindi Jokes – Yaaro Ek Free Ki

Yaaro Ek Free Ki Salah Hai Mobile Ko Kabhi Pichhe Ki Pocket Mein Matt Rakha Karo,
Kisi Din Battery Fatt Sakti Hai Aur Sath Mein Gaand Bhi Fatt Jayegi,
Log Haath Se Gaand Ko Dhote Hain, Aur Tum Gaand Se Hath Dho Bethoge.

Majedar Gande Chutkule – Judge – Tumhari Aakhri

Judge – Tumhari Aakhri Khwaish.
Mujrim-Aap Ki Beti Se Shaadi, Blackbery Bold ,
Apple I Phone, 100 Crore Rs.
Us Ka Visa, 2 Saal Ka Honeymoon, 6-7 Bacche
Jo Aapko Nana Nana Or Mujhe Papa Papa Kahe,
Or Main Unki Shaadi Krwa Dun, Uske Baad Aap
Jo Bhi Faisla Doge Mujhe Manzoor Hoga…
Judge – Zor Se Haste Hue (Jumps On Table)
Muuh Me Le Mera, Meri Koi Beti Hi Nahi Hai,
Taang Do Madarchod Ko.??????

Dirty Chutkule Santa Banta Par – Santa Bada Dukhi Sa

Santa Bada Dukhi Sa Hokar Apne Ek Khas Doctor Dost Ke Pass Jata Hai Aur Apni Samsya Batata Hai
Santa: “Doctor Sahab, Koi Sasta Trika Batao Pregnency Rokne Ka?”
Doctor: “Condom Lo”
Santa: “Mahanga Hai”
Doctor: “Mala Di Lo”
Santa: “Ye Bhi Mahangi Hai”
Doctor: “Nasbandi Karwa Lo”
Santa: “Ye Bhi Kafi Mahangi Hai”
Doctor Gusse Se: “To Chodna Band Kar De Bhosdi Ke”
Santa: “Ye Tarika To Paanch (5) Saal Se Try Kar Raha Hoon Phir Bhi Meri Biwi Pregnent Ho Jati Hai Sali“

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