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Month: July 2017

Hindi Jokes For Adults – आज का ज्ञान – जो लडकीं आपकी

आज का ज्ञान

जो लडकीं आपकी बाते सुनकर आपको पागल कहे …
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हकिकत मे वो आपसे उछल उछल के चुदवाना चाहती है..

Majedar Gande Chutkule – Judge – Tumhari Aakhri

Judge – Tumhari Aakhri Khwaish.
Mujrim-Aap Ki Beti Se Shaadi, Blackbery Bold ,
Apple I Phone, 100 Crore Rs.
Us Ka Visa, 2 Saal Ka Honeymoon, 6-7 Bacche
Jo Aapko Nana Nana Or Mujhe Papa Papa Kahe,
Or Main Unki Shaadi Krwa Dun, Uske Baad Aap
Jo Bhi Faisla Doge Mujhe Manzoor Hoga…
Judge – Zor Se Haste Hue (Jumps On Table)
Muuh Me Le Mera, Meri Koi Beti Hi Nahi Hai,
Taang Do Madarchod Ko.??????

Dirty Chutkule Santa Banta Par – Santa Bada Dukhi Sa

Santa Bada Dukhi Sa Hokar Apne Ek Khas Doctor Dost Ke Pass Jata Hai Aur Apni Samsya Batata Hai
Santa: “Doctor Sahab, Koi Sasta Trika Batao Pregnency Rokne Ka?”
Doctor: “Condom Lo”
Santa: “Mahanga Hai”
Doctor: “Mala Di Lo”
Santa: “Ye Bhi Mahangi Hai”
Doctor: “Nasbandi Karwa Lo”
Santa: “Ye Bhi Kafi Mahangi Hai”
Doctor Gusse Se: “To Chodna Band Kar De Bhosdi Ke”
Santa: “Ye Tarika To Paanch (5) Saal Se Try Kar Raha Hoon Phir Bhi Meri Biwi Pregnent Ho Jati Hai Sali“

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