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Month: August 2017

Sexy Hindi Jokes – Ek Din Pappu Ghar

Ek Din Pappu Ghar Mein Akela Betha Tha.
Timepass Ke Liye Usne Socha Kyu Na Kuch Mouj Masti Ki Jaye.
Usne Pocket Mein Se Ek Coin Nikala Aur Hawa Mein Uchala Aur Mann Mein Sochne Laga.
Head Aaya To Girlfriend Ke Sath Sex Karunga,
Tale Aaya To Muth Maar Ke Kaam Chala Lunga,
Coin Khada Raha To Kisi Gay Ki Gaand Maar Lunga,
Aur Agar Hawa Mein Latak Gaya To Maa Kasam Aaj Se Padhai Ke Alava Kuch Bhi Nahi Sochuga.

Gande Hindi Jokes – Aankh Aur Choot Ka

Aankh Aur Choot Ka Rishta
Aankhon Ko Kaajal Lagata Dekh Kar Choot Rone Lag Gayi
Aankh Ne Hairan Hoke Pucha: “Bahan Ro Kyu Rahi Ho?”
Choot Rote Hue Boli: “Arey Isliye Ro Rahi Hun Ki, Log Dekhnege Tujhe Aur Thokenge Mujhe“

Majedar Gande Chutkule – Maine Poocha; Darling Keemat

Maine Poocha; Darling Keemat Kya Hai Tujhe Paane Ki?
Aur Uss Behen Ki Laudi Ne Poori Rate-List Hi Thama Di.
Kameez Utaarne Ke Rs.50.
Salwar Utaarne Ke Rs.90.
Bra Utaarne Ke Rs.150.
Panty Utaarne Ke Rs.350.
Nange Badan Par Letne Ke Rs.400.
Kiss Karne Ke Rs.300.
Hilaane Ke Rs.500.
Nipple Choosne Ke Rs.800.
Choot Chaatne Ke Rs.1000.
Chodne Ke Rs.1500.
Gaand Maarne Ke Rs.1750.
Aur Phir Bhosdi Wali Boli
Sirf Aapke Liye 5%Discount Kyunki Aap Naye Grahak Hai.:P

Majedar Adult Jokes – Nayi Dulhan Ko Dulhe

Nayi Dulhan Ko Dulhe Ne Suhagrat Pe Muh Dikhai Ke Rs 25,000 Diye.
Dulhan Itne Sare Paise Dekh Kar Ghabra Ke Boli.
Dulhan: “Suno Ji Pura Khandaan Thokega Kya?“

Majedar Gande Chutkule – Man With No Sex

Man With No Sex Organ Used A Vibrator For Years One Day Wife Caught And Asked: How Dare You Cheat Me? Man: I Will Explain About The Toy, Can You Explain About Kids.





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