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Month: September 2017

Sexy Hindi Jokes – Ek Bar Santa Ka

Ek Bar Santa Ka Sex Karne Ka Bada Dil Kar Raha Thha.
Usne Ek Randi Ko Ek Hazaar Rupye Diye! Par Wo Gasti Rupye Lekar Bhag Jati Hai,
Santa Gusse Mein Aakar Newspaper Mein Kahbar Nikalva Deta Hai Ki,
Ek Ladki, Jiski Umar 18 Saal Hai, Rang Gora, Height 5’6 Inch Hai, Jahan Kahin Bhi Wo Dikhe, Pakad Key Chod Do (Fuck Her) Paisi Ki Chinta Mat Karna Vo Advance Mein Diye Hue Hai

Gande Hindi Jokes – *Woke Up* *Looking Awkwardly

*Woke Up* *Looking Awkwardly At Everyone *
Mom- Uth Gya?
Me- Haanji
Mom- Sharam Nahi Aati Itni Late Uthata Hai, Itna Mota Ho Gaya Ho Hai, Tere Dost Tujhe Chidhate Nhi Hai Kya?
*After Taking Bath*
Mom- Beta Breakfast Karlena, Lo Parantha
Me- *Eats 1, Eats 2, Eats 3*
Mom- Aajkal Tu Khana Theek Se Nahi Khata, Dubla Ho Jayega Toh Log Kya Kahenge.

Dirty Chutkule Suhagrat Par – Ek Baar Ek Bande

Ek Baar Ek Bande Ki Shadi Hui, Par Suhagrat Manane Se Pahle Hi Uska Accident Ho Gaya Aur Vo Bechara Bhagwan Ko Pyara Ho Gaya.
Patni Puri Sati Savitri Thhi, Usne Pati Ka Land Kaat Liya Aur Usko Apne Ghar Ki Deewar Se Chipka Diya.
Roj Raat Ko Vo Deewar Pe Jaati Aur Lund Se Sex Karke Apni Pyaas Bhuja Leti.
Ek Din Uske Sath Wale Padosi Ne Jiska Naamm Kaaliya Thha, Ye Sab Dekh Aur Ek Scheme Sochi.
Usne Deewar Mein Ek Surakh Kiya Aur Uske Pati Ka Lund Hata Ke Raat Ko Apna Lund Deewar Mein Dal Ke Khada Ho Gaya.
Roz Ki Tarha Raat Ko Patni Aayi, Uske Hath Mein Ek Chaku (Knife) Thha, Usne Lund Ko Kaata Aur Hath Mein Leke Boli
Patni: “Jaanu, Chalo Aaj Se Hum Ab Naye Ghar Mein Shift Ho Rahe Hai“

Gande Hindi Jokes – Aankhein Daan Karna Duniya

Aankhein Daan Karna Duniya Ka Sabse Bada Daan Hai, Par Kya Kabhi Kisi Ne Socha Hai Ki Daan Ki Hui Aankhe Lagvane Mein Bhi Ek Bahut Badi Problem Hai? Par Kya..?”
Ek Call Girl Ne Socha Ke Usne Apni Life Mein Koi Achha Kaam Nahi Kiya,
To Usne Apni Aankhon Ko Donate Karne Ki Sochi.
Apni Eyes Donate Karne Gayi, Counter Clerk Ne Usse Puchha: “Kuch Kehna Chahti Ho?”
Call Girl Boli: “Haan, Jise Bhi Ye Ankhein Lagaao Use Bata Dena Khulti Lund Dekhne Ke Baad Hi Hai“

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