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Tere Restaurant Aaya
Banta: Sante Tera Restaurant Kaisa Chal Raha Hai?
Santa: Koi Khas Nahi.
Banta: Vaise Main Do Bar Tere Restaurant Aaya,
Par Wahan Pe Tala Laga Hua Tha.
Santa : Yaar Tu Lunch Ya Dinner Ke Time Aaya Hoga.
Uss Time Humlog Khana Khane Ghar Jate Hai.

Tense
Teacher: ? Main Teri Jaan Kadh Davaangi?, Da Future Tense Ki Hovega?
Santa: Saali, Tu Hath Laake Taan Dekh.

Whats The Similarity Between Sunny Deol And Sunny Leone???
They Both Shout A Lot In Their Movies….

Wife: “My Hubby & I Have, What He Calls-Olympic Sex.”
Friend: “Wowww, Must Be A Terrific Sex Life?”
Wife: “Not Really, It Only Happens Once In 4 Years“

Patni Kapde Utarte Hue Pati Se:Tumhe Patahai Na Ab Kya Karna Hai
Pati:Ghanta,Itni Raat May Mein Kapde Thorina Dhounga.

Judge: Why Do You Want A Divorce?
Husband: She Does Not Satisfy Me In Bed.
Judge: Is It Correct?
Wife: Sara Mohalla Khush Hai, Bas Isike Hi Nakhre Hai.

Aik Totli Larki Suit Rangwaney Key Liye
Rang Waley Key Pass Gayee Aur Boli: . . . . . . . .
“Lun Waley Meley Chut Main Essa Lun Dalna
Key Chut Phut Jaye Magar Lun Na Nikley“

Ek Lady Ne Apni Friend Se Puchha.
Lady: “Mujhe Husband Ko Birthday Par Kya Gift Dena Chahiya”
2Nd Lady: “Raat Ko 12 Bajte Hi Nangi Hoke Taange Khol Ke Kehna… Jajhapanah Tussi Great Ho, Bhosda Qabul Karo“

Badi Dukhi Si Halat Mein Ek Marij Sex Ke Doctor Ke Pass Gaya.
Marij: “Doctor Sahab, Mera Khada Nahi Hota”
Doctor Ne Apni Ek Sunder Si Nurse Ko Bola.
Doctor: “Nurse Idhar Aao, Apni Bra Utaro”
Doctor Ne Fir Marij Se Puchha: “Ab Use Dekho, Khada Hua?”
Marij: “No”
Doctor: “Nurse, Apni Panty Utaro”
Doctor: “Ab?”
Marij: “No”
Doctor: “Ab Tum Bahar Jao Mera Khada Ho Gaya Hai“

Mard Hone K 6 Fayade:
1. Un Dino Ka Tension Nahi Hota.
2. Koi Heavy Saaman Latakta Nahi Rahta
3. Nange Bhi Ghumo To Kisi Ki Bhavnaye Nahi Jaagti.
4. Virgnity Ka Koi Proof Nahi Hota.
5. Khujane Pe Hath Geela Nahi Hota.
6. And Above All, Jaha Chahe Waha Moot Sakte H.
Njoy V R Men.
Jiyo Lund Utha Ke…