Ever Wondered Why Women Wear Panties With Printed Flowers?
Its A Way Of Saying Come Please Water My Garden With Your Pipe
Month: May 2018
Restricted Jokes In English – Happiness Is Like Penis. It Always
Happiness Is Like Penis.
It Always Looks Small But When You Learn To Share It, You Realize How Big It Can Be.
Restricted Jokes In English – Father Of All Non Veg
Father Of All Non Veg:
A Family Was At The Dinner Table. Son Asked His Father—‘ Dad, How Many Kinds Of Boobs Are There??
Surprised Father Answered–
‘Well, Son, There Are Three Kinds Of Boobs:? In Her 20’S, A Woman’S Are Like Melons??, Round And Firm.?
In Her 30’S To 40’S, They Are Like Pears??, Still Nice But Hanging A Bit.?
After 50, They Are Like Onions??’.?
Son–‘Onions?’?’
Father—Yes, You See Them And They Make You Cry.’?
This Made His Wife And Daughter Mad.
Restricted Jokes In English – Example Of A Short Sweet
Example Of A Short, Sweet And Meaningful Answer
Girl: “Hey! How Are You Doing These Days?
Boy: “By Hand“
Restricted Jokes In English – Everyone Helps A Girl Removing
Everyone Helps A Girl Removing Her Cloths During Or Before Sex
But Nobody Helps Her In Putting Her Cloths Back After Sex
Moral: Once You Are Fucked No Body Helps You
By: William Sexfear
Restricted Jokes In English – Every Soul In This World
Every Soul In This World Is Born With A Hole Or A Pole. When The Pole Goes Inside The Hole, Out Comes A New Soul With A Hole Or A Pole!
Restricted Jokes In English – Every Man Is Millionaire At
Every Man Is Millionaire At Least By His Sperm Count.
And Funniest Thing Is That Even These Million Are Also Spent On Women.
Restricted Jokes In English – Eight Years Old Son Dad
Eight Years Old Son: Dad What Is S*X? Dad Gets Tensed But Explains Everything To Him. Kid: But Dad How Do I Write All That’S In This Small Box Of School Admission Form.
Restricted Jokes In English – Boy Aunty Why Was Uncle
Boy: Aunty Why Was Uncle Lying On You Last Night? Aunty: He Was Checking My Temperature. Boy: Did He Get It Right? I Saw The Thermometer Leaking.
Restricted Jokes In English – Boy Friend Asked Her Girl
Boy Friend Asked Her Girl Friend.
Boy Friend: “Baby Are You Jealous ?”
Girl Friend: “No”
Boy Friend: “Baby Are You Jealous ?”
Girl Friend: “I Say No”
Boy Friend: “Baby Are You Seriously Jealous ?”
Girl Friend: “I Already Told You, No”
Boy Friend: “Baby Can I Get A Kiss ?”
Girl Friend : “Go Get A Kiss From That Ugly Girl That Liked Your Status On Facebook“