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Pehli Dfa Insan Jub Dalta He To Nervous Hota
He
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Ahista Se Ander Dalo To Phisal K Pura Ander
Chala Jata He-
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Phir Ajibo Gharib Awaze Aane Lag Jati Hen-
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Lakin Aap Bilkul Nahi Ghabrana,
COnfidence Se Lage Rehna Aur Us Waqt Tak Na
Nikalna Jub Tak Kam Pura Nahi Ho Jata.
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Atm Card
Atm Machine Se.

Ek Admi Jo Pakka Wala Raand Baaz
Tha..Shahar Ki Aisi Koi Callgirl Nhi Bachi Thi
Jiske Sath Usne Sex Nhi Kiya Ho….
Uska Beta B Usi Raah Pr Chal Pda..Jb Wo
Roz Raat Ko Let Aane Lga To Uske Baap Ko
Us Pr Shak Ho Gya…
Ek Din Jb Beta Callgirl Se Sex Kr K Let Aya
To Baap Ne Darwaja Khola Aur Pucha..”Kaha
Se Aa Rha H..?
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Beta : Dost K Ghar Se…
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Baap Ne Uski Ungali Soonghi Aur Bola
“Bhosdike… Jhoot Bolta H….Station Road
Wali Meena Rand K Paas Gya Tha Na…?
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Beta : Haa…Pr Apko Kaise Pta Chala..?
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Baap : Bs Pta Chal Gya…Jaa Jaake Soja..
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Next Day Beta Fir Se Let Aya…Baap Ne Fir
Uski Anguli Soonghi Aur Bola “Aaj G.T.
Road Wali Kamla K Paas Gya Tha Na..?
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Beta : Haa..
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Isi Tarah 8-10 Dino Tk Ye Silsila Chalta
Rha…
Ek Din Beta Bina Sex Kiye Ghar Aarha
Tha…Achanak Usko Baap K Sath Majak
Krne Ki Sochi..Usne Ek Bhes Ki Gand Mai
Ungali Dali Aur Ghar Aagya…
Baap Uski Anguli Bahut Der Tk Soonghta
Rha…Aur Fir Khus Hokr Apne Nokar Ko Awaj
Lgai “Ram Sing….Gaadi Nikaal…..Maa
Ki Choot….Shahar Mai Nya Maal Aaya
H….

Sab Kehte Hain K 9 Maheeno Main Ho Jata Hai,
Par Ab To 10 Wa Maheena Start Ho Gaya Hai,
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Aakhir Ye Kab Hoga?
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1. Time Change
2. Weather Change.

Chinki Ne College Ki Class Mein Enter Kiya To Usne Dekha Ki Uski Seat Pe Ek Ladka Betha Tha
Chinki Ne Usko Bade Pyar Se Bola: “Bhai Saab, Aap Meri Seat Par Bethe Hai”
Ladke Ne Apne Liye Bhai Shabd Suna To Gusse Mein Chinki Ko Bola
Ladka: “Main Tumhara Bhai Kaise? Mere Baap Ne To Kabhi Tumhari Maan Ko Touch Bhi Nahi Kiya”
Chinki Ne Muskura Ke Jawab Diya: “Lekin Mere Baap Ne To Kiya Tha Tumhari Maan Ko“

Din Main Sota Hy
Raat Ko Jaagta Hy
Din Mein Laita Rehta Hy
Raat Ko Khara Reha Hy
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‘Choukidaar’
Tu Kuch Aur Samjha Na Be-Ghairat Aadmi.

Aik Totli Larki Suit Rangwaney Key Liye
Rang Waley Key Pass Gayee Aur Boli: . . . . . . . .
“Lun Waley Meley Chut Main Essa Lun Dalna
Key Chut Phut Jaye Magar Lun Na Nikley“

Judge: Why Do You Want A Divorce?
Husband: She Does Not Satisfy Me In Bed.
Judge: Is It Correct?
Wife: Sara Mohalla Khush Hai, Bas Isike Hi Nakhre Hai.