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Ladka Ek Restaurant Mein Jaata Hai Aur Waiter Se Bolta Hai
Ladka: “Ek Cup Esi Garma Garam Chai (Tea) Pilao Jo Sare Badan Mein Current Se Bhar De”
Waiter: “Sorry Sir, Yahan Gaay (Cow) Ke Doodh Ki Chai Milti Hai Malika Sherawat Ke Boob Ki Nahi“

Ladka Shaadi Ke Pehle Apni Hone Wali Biwi Ko Doctor Ke Paas Virginity Test Ke Liye Le Gaya.
Test Ke Baad Doctor Khush Hote Hue Ladke Ko Bola: “Congrates, You Are So Lucky, Mera Badi Mushkil Se Andar Gaya“

Girl (Fish Tank Ko Dekh K
Boli)- “Machliya Itni Sundar
Kyun Hoti He?
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Boy(Sprite Pite Hue):
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Kyunki Wo Kapde Nahi Pahnti..!
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Sidhi Baat No Bakwas

Girl:It’S 2 Tight
Boy:Don’T Worry,I’Ll Do It Slowly,
Gal:Push It In,
Boy:Ah..I Can’T,
Gal:It’S Painful,
Boy:Forget It.
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We’Ll Buy New Wedding Ring!

Girl After Romance Asked Her Boy Friend
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Tum Itna Jaldi Kyun Thak Jate Ho,
Main To Nahi Thakti..
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Boy Friend:” Sadak Kabhi Khatam Hoti Hai Kya.. ??
Hamesha Petrol Hi Khatam Hota Hai… =))

Ladke Ne Apni Nayi Bani Girl-Friend Ko Bade Pyar Se Samjhate Hue Kaha.
Boy: “Darling Humhare Pyaar Ke Baare Me Kisi Ko Kuch Mat Batana”
Girl: “Aapki Bahan Ko To Zarur Bataongi”
Boy: “Arrey Usko Kyu?”
Girl: “Kamini Kahti Thi Koikutte Ka Pillahi Hoga Jo Tum Se Pyaar Karega.“

Girls Put Makeup, Lots Of Creams , Sexy Perfumes & They Make The Best Hairstyle Ever.
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Finally Guys Look At Them And Say:
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Bhnch*D G**D Dekh Saali Ki …. 😛 !

Girl: My Right Leg Is Lunch And Left Leg Is Dinner, What You Will Like To Have?
Boy: I Would Like To Have Snacks Between Lunch And Dinner.

Girl- Kal Spne Mein Lund Ka Mela Deka,
Boy- Mera Dekha?
Grl- Kone Mein Chota Sa Latak Rha Tha,
Boy- Mene Bhi Chut Ka Mela Dekha,
Girl- Meri Thi?
Boy- Usi Mein To Mela Laga Tha!