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Ek Pathan Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola
Pathan: “Dr Saab, Meri Shadi Ko 3 Saal Ho Gaye Hai Par Meri Biwi Ko Bachha Nahi Ho Raha”
Dr: “Hmmmm, Ok Main Check Karta Hun, Apni Biwi Ko Ander Bulao”
Pathan Ne Awaj Lagai: “Javed Miya Ander Aa Jao Dr Saab Bula Rahe Hai“

Ek Pathan Road Pe Susu Kar Raha Tha, Police Ne Use Pakda Or Bola
Policewala: “Ye Gair Kanuni Hai.”
Pathan Hairani Se: “Ye Kya Bolti Tum? Gair Ka Nuni? Ye Bachpan Se Humara Apna Nuni Hai“

Pathan: Importd C*Nd*M Hy.. Dukandar: Size Batao.. Pathan: Size To Maloom Nahi.. Dukandar: Samne Kamre Me Table Me Hole Hai, Us Mai L*Nd Daal Kar Size Check Kar K Aao.. Pathan Wapas Aya To Dukandar Ne Poocha Kon Sa Size Doon.. Pathan: Cond*M K0 Goli Mar0 Table Kitney Ka Hai..

Ek Pathan Apna Mobile Qabristan Mein Dafna Raha Tha
Ek Aadmi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairan Hokar Us Se Puchha
Aadmi: “Khan Sahab, Yeh Kya Kar Rahe Ho?”
Pathan: “Yaara Dukan Wale Ne Kha Hai Ke Mobile Dead Ho Gya Hai“

Ek Pathan Ki Gxand Mein Dard Ho Raha Tha Wo Doctor Ke Paas Gaya…
Doctor: “Meri Gxand Mein Bahut Dard Ho Raha Hai”
Doctor: “Theek Hai Main Teri Gxand Mein Haath Ghusaata Hu, Batana Dard Kahan Ho Raha Hai”
Pathan: “Haan Andar Aur Andar Aur Aur Andar, Aur Haan Bas Yahi Pe Ho Raha Hain”
Doctor: “Saale Gandu Tere Gale Mein Tonsil Hain“

Ek Pathan Road Pe Susu Kar Rha Tha
Police Ne Pakda:Ye Gair Kanuni Hai
Pathan:Ya Alla, Ye Kya Bolti Tum?
Gair Ka Nuni?
Ye Bachpan Se Humara Apna Nuni H…:-D:-D

Pathan Ki Biwi Suhagrat Ke Baad Us Se Ladte Hue Boli.
Biwi: “Mere Ko Abhi Talak Chahiye”
Pathan Ke Tote Ud Gaye, Hairani Se Puchha
Pathan: “Par Begum Kyu?”
Biwi: “Abe Jitna Tera Smaan Hai, Us Se Badi To Shabir Bhai Ki Zuban Hai“