Jokes1 - Funny Jokes

Madam: English Me Kamar Ko Waist Kyu Kehte Hai..?? Brilliant Santa: Kaam Ki Chiz To Uske Upar Aur Neeche Hoti H..? Beech Me Kamar To Waste Hi Hoti Hai Na..

Teacher: Jab Me Padhati Hu To Tum Sir Par Tel Kyu Laga Lete Ho? Student: Raat Ko Mummy Papa Se Keh Rahi Thi Agar Andar Nahi Ghus Raha Hai To “Tel” Laga Lo

Madam: English Me Kamar Ko Waist Kyu Kehte Hai..??
Brilliant Santa: Kaam Ki Chiz To Uske Upar Aur Neeche Hoti H..?
Beech Me Kamar To Waste Hi Hoti Hai Na..

Teacher: Kya Cheez Mooh Main Nahin Leni Chahiye?
Student:”Jalta Hua Bulb. Teacher: Kyon?
Student: Kal Rat Mum Papa Se Bol Rahi Thi Ki Bulb Buja Do To Muh Me Lu.

Teacher To Student – What Is Similarity
Between Girl And Wire.
?????????????????? Any One Know
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Me To Teacher ;: Dono Nangi Ho To Jaan
Nikaal Deti Hain.=))

Teacher: Why Sperm Donation Is More Expensive Than Blood Donation?
Student: Simple, Hand Made Things Are Always Costly.

Maths Teacher: Ram Tere Pas 6 Lollipop Hai,
2 Rinku Ko Diye,
3 Pinki Ko Diye,
1 Gattu Ko Diya To Tere Pas Kya Bacha?
Ram: Lauda Bacha! Wo Aap Choos Lena..

Teacher Class Me Apne Baby Ko Dudh Pilate Hue Boli: “Ale Ale Mera Beta Dood Pi Ke Doctor Banega”
Ek Bache Ki Class Mein Se Awaaz Ayi: “Madam Thora Dudh Hamein Bhi Pila Do Hum Chote Mote Compouder To Ban Hi Jayengay“

Teacher:”2 And 2 Kitne Hote Hai ??
.
.
Pappu:”(Fingerspe Gin Ke
.
.
1-2-3-4): Mam 4
.
.
Teacher:”Good, Par Ungliyo Pe
.
Gine Bina Batao,
.
Apne Hath Pichhe Karo And Batao
.
3 And 3
.
Kitne ??
.
.
Pappu:”Mam ! Six ..
.
Teacher:”Good, Par Tum Abhi Bhi
.
Fingers Pe Gin
.
Rahe Ho..
.
.Hands Pocket Me Rakho And Batao
.
5 And 5
.Kitne ??
.
.
.
Pappu:”Mam! Eleven
.
.
.
Teacher:”Get Out From The
Class..