Jokes1 - Adult Jokes, Dirty Jokes In Hindi & English

Madam: English Me Kamar Ko Waist Kyu Kehte Hai..?? Brilliant Santa: Kaam Ki Chiz To Uske Upar Aur Neeche Hoti H..? Beech Me Kamar To Waste Hi Hoti Hai Na..

Teacher: Jab Me Padhati Hu To Tum Sir Par Tel Kyu Laga Lete Ho? Student: Raat Ko Mummy Papa Se Keh Rahi Thi Agar Andar Nahi Ghus Raha Hai To “Tel” Laga Lo

Madam: English Me Kamar Ko Waist Kyu Kehte Hai..??
Brilliant Santa: Kaam Ki Chiz To Uske Upar Aur Neeche Hoti H..?
Beech Me Kamar To Waste Hi Hoti Hai Na..

Teacher: Kya Cheez Mooh Main Nahin Leni Chahiye?
Student:”Jalta Hua Bulb. Teacher: Kyon?
Student: Kal Rat Mum Papa Se Bol Rahi Thi Ki Bulb Buja Do To Muh Me Lu.

Teacher To Student – What Is Similarity
Between Girl And Wire.
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Me To Teacher ;: Dono Nangi Ho To Jaan
Nikaal Deti Hain.=))

Teacher: Why Sperm Donation Is More Expensive Than Blood Donation?
Student: Simple, Hand Made Things Are Always Costly.

Maths Teacher: Ram Tere Pas 6 Lollipop Hai,
2 Rinku Ko Diye,
3 Pinki Ko Diye,
1 Gattu Ko Diya To Tere Pas Kya Bacha?
Ram: Lauda Bacha! Wo Aap Choos Lena..

Teacher Class Me Apne Baby Ko Dudh Pilate Hue Boli: “Ale Ale Mera Beta Dood Pi Ke Doctor Banega”
Ek Bache Ki Class Mein Se Awaaz Ayi: “Madam Thora Dudh Hamein Bhi Pila Do Hum Chote Mote Compouder To Ban Hi Jayengay“

Teacher:”2 And 2 Kitne Hote Hai ??
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Pappu:”(Fingerspe Gin Ke
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1-2-3-4): Mam 4
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Teacher:”Good, Par Ungliyo Pe
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Gine Bina Batao,
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Apne Hath Pichhe Karo And Batao
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3 And 3
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Kitne ??
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Pappu:”Mam ! Six ..
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Teacher:”Good, Par Tum Abhi Bhi
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Fingers Pe Gin
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Rahe Ho..
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.Hands Pocket Me Rakho And Batao
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5 And 5
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Pappu:”Mam! Eleven
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Teacher:”Get Out From The
Class..