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Whats The Similarity Between Sunny Deol And Sunny Leone???
They Both Shout A Lot In Their Movies….

What Is The Difference Between Boot (Shoes) And Choot?
The Boot Accepts Only One Size. Whereas Choot Accepts All Sizes.

What’S An Average 6 Inch Long
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Inside A Guy’S Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
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A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!
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Always Think Positive

Q: What Is Differance Betweenaadami & Aurat?
A: Aurat Ek Hi Aadami Se Bahutsari Ummeed Karti Hai.
Aur Aadami Bahut Saari Auratose Ek He Ummeed Karta Hai..

Why Do Girls Attend Classes Regularly?
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Because…..
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Missing Of Periods Are Sign Of Pregnancy….

Question: “How Do You Make Your Wife Scream After An Orgasm?”
Answer: “Wipe Your Dick On The Curtains“

Question: “What Is Difference Between Sugarcane And Lund?”
Answer: “Sugarcane Ko Dho Kar Chooste Hain Aur Lund Ko Chooskar Dhote Hain“

Questions: ?Why Do Men Wear Underwear??
Answer: ?As Per Military Rules, All Types Of Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time?

What’S The Similarity Between School Bell And Girls Hole? When You Hit Any Of These, Children Come Out.

Why Do The Urdu Speaking Women Have Mostly Big Breasts?
Kyunki Jab Bhi Unhe Koi Milta Hai Vo Bolti Hai: “Aa.. Daab, Aa.. Daab“