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Jo Mila Ladki Ko Mila.
Hont Mile Chuswane Ko,
Mumme Mile Dabwane Ko,
Phuddi Mili Chudwane Ko,
Gand Mili Marwane Ko.
Aur Aapko Kya Mila Janab ??? Sirf Lund !
Aur Wo Bhi Sirf Hilane Ko???
So Hilao Raho

Na Hum Aids Hone Se Darte Hain,
Na Hum Condom Istemaal Kerte Hain,
Hum Toh Duniya Se Darte Hain Isliye To Haath Se Kerte Hain
Happy Mutth Day…

Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab Ka Mehfil Mein Arz Ek Sher, Jiska Matlab Kuch Aur Hi Banta Hai Real Life Mein
Wo Waqt Gujar Gaya, Jab Mujhe Teri Mohobbat Ki Aarzoo Thi.
Ab Tu Khuda Bhi Ban Jaye To Main Tera Sajdaa Na Karoon.
— Real Meaning Behind The Lines —
Jab Lund Khada Tha Tab To Tu Aayi Nahi
Ab Tu Apni Maa Chuda Maine Muth Mar Li Hai

Aankhein Diwangi Mein Laga Bethe,
Dil Apna Ashiqui Mein Haar Baithe,
Aap To Awarded Gandu Nikle,
Hizde Se Bhi Apni Marwa Bethe.

Khulam Khula Hum Tera Balatkar Karenge
Teri Izat Ko Sub K Samne Tar Tar Karenge
Tail Laga K Pehle Tujko Tayar Karenge
Phir Unglian De K Tujko Beqarar Krenge
Lun Pe Apne Tujko Swar Karenge
Phir Apne Lun Ko Tere Aar Par Krenge
Kabi Andr Kabi Bahr Kr K Mazedar Krenge
Ye Kaam Hum Her Itwar Krenge
Chod Chod K Tujko Maldar Krenge
Jab Paisay Na Huay To Udhar Krenge
Agar Bura Laga Tjko To Kbi Kbar Krenge
Agar Teri Adat Bun Gae To Bar Bar Krenge

Jab Wife Ho Out Of Control,
Panty Tu Uski Khol,
Chum Ke Tu Uska Hole,
Daal De Tu Apna Pole.
Land Ghusa,Chuchi Daba,
Gand Marke Bol “Hole Is Well“

Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Ek Bar Apne Pyare Dosto Pe Shayari Arz Ki
Meri Har Khata Ko Maaf Kar Dena, Ye Soch Kar Doston,
Ki…
Tum Loda Kaun Se Doodh Ke Dhule Ho.

Jab Aapko Sandaas Na Aaye,
Aap Baithe Baithe Thak Jaye,
Pressure Bhi Na Ban Paye,
Yaad Karke Dekhna Hume Mere Dost
Shaayad Aapki Gand Hi Fatt Jaye

Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab Ko Ishq Mein Dokhe Hi Dokhe Milte Rahe,
Tang Aakar Unhone Ladko Ko Samjhane Ke Liye Ek Sher Arz Kara
Ladkiyo Ko Bhool Ke Bhi Apna Dil Na Dena Dosto, Dil Ke Jazbat Ye Kya Janegi
Bina Bra Ke Apne Dudhu To Sambhal Nahi Sakti, Hamara Dil Kya Ghanta Sambhalegi

Ustad Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Apne Ek Friend Ke Kafi Time Se Chalte Ishq Ko Dekh Us Se Pucha
Unn Ki Aankho Mein Bhi Kabhi Tumne Gor Se Dekha Hai Kya
Ya Sirf Sari Zindagi Mammo (Boobs) Ki Paimaish Karne Mein Hi Nikal Di.