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Customer: My Wife Needs A Bra But I Don’T Know The Size. Salesgirl: Touch My Breast And Try To Calculate. Customer: Oh I Forget He Needs Panties Too.

Dad Brought A Robot Which Slaps A Person Who Lies.
Dad: Son, Where Were You?
Son: School, Robot Slap. Son: Film.
Dad- Which One?
Son: Sai Baba, Robot Slap Again. Son: “A” Film
Dad: What? I Have Not Seen Such Films, Robot Slaps Dad.
Mom: Forgive Him Dear After All He Is Your Son, Robot Slaps Mom.

Doctor : Sorry ! Reports Got Mixed Up.
We Don’T Know If Your Wife Has
Aids Or Asthma ?
Husband : Now What ?
Doctor : Send Her For Jogging.
If She Returns,
Don’T Fuck Her… ??

Boy2Sales Girl: Give A Condom?
Salesgirl: Can I Touch Ur Penis 4 Size?
Boy:Ok
Salesgirl: Give Him “M“ Size,
Wait..Give “L‘
Wait..Give ‘Xl‘
Oh Sitt
Give Me A Tissue-Paper.

Condom Talking To Whisper : Dear, Every Month You Stop My Business For One Week Whisper Says : Oh ,If You Make A Mistake For One Time, I’Ll Loose My Business For “Nine” Months…..

Define Breast?
B – Beautiful
R – Round Shaped
E – Equipment
A – Amazingly
S – Soft With
T – Tasty Milk……

An Army Man Got Married. First Night His Wife Had Periods.
He Writes Letter To Headquarter: “Red Alert On Front Line, Please Extend My Leave”
Pathan Major Replied: “Don’T Worry, Attack From Back Side And Report Soon.“

Be Careful While You Shop On Internet.
Our Friend Rathee Spent Rs 10,000 On A P3Nis Enlarger
Bastards Sent Him A Magnifying Glass With Instruction.
Don’T Use In Direct Sunlight.

Boy And Girl Talking
Boy: “Give Me A Blow Job.”
Girl: “Can You Be More Romantic?”
Boy: “Fine, Give Me A Blow Job In The Rain.“

Boy: Mom! Why I Am Black And You Are White?
Mom: Listen Son! Considering All The Crazy Things I Did Years Ago, You Should Be Thankful That You Are Not Barking! :