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Dirty Chutkule Pati Patni Par – Patni Ne Apne Pati

Patni Ne Apne Pati Se Pucha: “Agar Duniya 20 Minutes Mein Khatam Hone Wali Ho Toh Tum Sabse Pehle Kya Karna Chahoge?”
Pati: “Simple Si Baat Hai Sex Karna Chahunga“.
Patni: “Fir Baaki Ke 19 Minutes Kya Karoge“?

Majedar Gande Chutkule – Kapil Naam Ka Ek

Kapil Naam Ka Ek Aadmi Fauj Mein Major Thha
Usko Log Kafi Smart Aur Intelligent Bola Karte Thhe
Ek Din Faujiyo Ki Ek Party Chal Rahi Thhi Usmein Ek
Ladki Aayi
Usne Kapil Se Pucha: “ Aap Log To Fauj Mein Rahte
Hai Desh Ki Seva Main Busy Rahte Hai, Aapne Last
Time Sex Kab Kiya Thha? ”
Kapil Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bola: “1955 ”
Ladki Khush Hote Hue: “ Wow, Ye To Bahut Time Ho
Gaya, Kya Aap Abhi Mere Sath Sex Karna
Chahenge? ”
Kapil Ne Apni Watch Dekhi Aur Muskurate Hue Bola:
“Nahi Dear Abhi Nahi, Abhi To Sirf 2035 Hue Hai,
Thodi Der Baad Karenge “

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