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Very Dirty Hindi Shayari – Khulam Khula Hum Tera

Khulam Khula Hum Tera Balatkar Karenge
Teri Izat Ko Sub K Samne Tar Tar Karenge
Tail Laga K Pehle Tujko Tayar Karenge
Phir Unglian De K Tujko Beqarar Krenge
Lun Pe Apne Tujko Swar Karenge
Phir Apne Lun Ko Tere Aar Par Krenge
Kabi Andr Kabi Bahr Kr K Mazedar Krenge
Ye Kaam Hum Her Itwar Krenge
Chod Chod K Tujko Maldar Krenge
Jab Paisay Na Huay To Udhar Krenge
Agar Bura Laga Tjko To Kbi Kbar Krenge
Agar Teri Adat Bun Gae To Bar Bar Krenge

Sexy Hindi Jokes – Ek Banda Bus Mein

Ek Banda Bus Mein Safar Kar Raha Thha Aur Ciggerete Pee Raha Thha.
Conducter Bola: “No Smoking Ka Board Nahi Dikhta Kya?”
Man Replied: “Uske Side Mein ‘Always Wear Condome’ Ka Bhi Board Laga Hai, Vo Bhi Laga Ke Bethoo“

Adult Hindi Jokes – Ek Baar Ek Aadmi

Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ek Molvi Ji Ke Paas Gaya Aur Bola.
Aadmi: “Molvi Ji, Koi Upaaye Batao, Mujhse Paap Ho Gaya Hai”
Molvi: “Kya Hua Bachha Kaisa Paap”
Aadmi: “Molvi Ji, Mene Kal Ek Billi Ke Sath Sex Kar Liya Abb Main Kya Karoon?”
Abb Ye Mamla Molvi Ji Ke Samne Bhi Pahli Baar Aaya Tha,
Molvi Bole: “Kal Aana Main Soch Kar Bataunga”
Agle Din Wo Aadmi Molvi Ke Paas Gaya Par Molvi Ko Dekhkar Hairan Ho Gaya
Molvi Ke Kapde Fate Hue The Aur Shareer Par Kayi Jagah Chot Ke Nishan The.
Aadmi Ne Darte Darte Puchha: “Molvi Ji, Aapne Kya Socha?”
Molvi Hanfte Hue Bole: “Upaaye To Baad Mein Bataunga Par, Tu Ye Bata Ki Tune Billi Ko Kaboo Kaise Kiya Tha?“

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