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Wife: “My Hubby & I Have, What He Calls-Olympic Sex.”
Friend: “Wowww, Must Be A Terrific Sex Life?”
Wife: “Not Really, It Only Happens Once In 4 Years“

Patni Kapde Utarte Hue Pati Se:Tumhe Patahai Na Ab Kya Karna Hai
Pati:Ghanta,Itni Raat May Mein Kapde Thorina Dhounga.

Husband Ne Magazine Pardhte Hue Pass
Leti Biwi Ki Choot Main Ungli Kardi..
Biwi: Oh Jaanu Sex Ka Mood Hai?
Husband: Nahi Page Palantne K Liye Ungli Geeli Ki Hai.

Husband To Wife- Tum Meri Zindgi Ho!!
Aur
.
.
Wife- Aur Kya?
Tell Me Aur Kya?
{Wife Shouted)
Tell Me Aur Kya?
Husband- Aur…Maa Ka Bhosda Aisi Zindagi Ki!!

Wife Came Out From Taking A Bath, Gave A Wink To Husband And Said
Wife: “I Shaved My Pussy, You Know What That Means?”
Husband: “Yeah, The Drain Is Clogged Again“.

Wife: Please Zara Ye Bra Ka Hook Laga Dijiye. Hus: I Will Charge 4 Kisses. Wife: Rahne Do, Padosi Se Free Me Lagva Leti Hu, Wo Haath Daal Kar Set Bhi Kar Denge.

Wife-Husband Mein Kisi Baat Pe Jhagda Ho Gaya To Dono Ne Maun Vrat Rakhne Ka Socha
Na Baat Hogi Na Jhagda
Next Day Wife Ne Husband Ko Apne Boobs Hila Ke Dikhaye.
To
Husband Ne Apna Lund Bahar Nikal Ke Dikha Diya.
Wife Ne Ye Dekha Aur Guuse Se Boli
“Arey Main Puchh Rahi Hun Ki Doodh Wala Kab Aayega?”
Husband: “To Maine Bhi Ta Kaha Ki Ek Ghante Mein.”

Husband:- Ne Sasural Me Biwi Se : Chalo Sex Karte
Hain
Biwi : Nahi Ye Mere Baap Ka Ghar Hai
Husband :- Tho Kya Mere Baap Ka Ghar Red Light
Area Hai Jo To Roz
Taiyar Ho Jati Hai.

Wife Ko Yakin Tha K Husband Ka Naukrani Se See
Relation Hai!
.
Pkdne K Liye Plan Bnaya Or
Naukrani Ko Chupke Se Chutti Pe Bhej Diya .
Rat Ko Pati Toilet Gaya To.
.
Wife Chupchap Naukrani K Bed Pe Ja K So Gayi Or
Light Off Kar Di .
Wo Silently Room Me Aaya Or Se3 Karne Laga
.
Sex K Baad Wife Boli -Tum Mujhe Yaha Dekh K
Chakit Honge Na & Light On Kar Di
. .
Watchman Bola-Are Bap Re Madam Aap.!
Moral: Jo Aurat Jyada Smart Banti Hai Wo Aise Hi
Ch…… Hai

Pati Ghar Aya To Biwi Ne Ghabrate Hue Kaha
Biwi: “Shukar Hai Aap Sahi Salaamat Ghar Waapis Aa Gaye”
Pati Ne Hairan Hote Hue Puchha: “Kyu, Kya Ho Gaya?”
Biwi: “Bahar Kuch Log Kah Rahe They Ki Koi Chutiya Daru Pee Ke Gatar Mein Gir Gaya Hai“