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Hindi Language Non Veg Jokes – Builder’s son: Papa mujhe

Builder’s son: Papa, mujhe behen chahiye.
Papa: Beta, usme to nau mahine lagenge.
Son: Itni der nahi chalegi, char aadmi aur kaam par laga do.

Majedaar Gande Jokes – Biwi Ho Toh Aisi! Wife:

Biwi Ho Toh Aisi!
Wife: Jaanu! Aaj tumhari girlfriend night stay karne aa rahi hai ! Maine fridge mein beers and fresh fruit salad and bana ke rakha hai.
Room freshner side table par hai. Dotted condoms bed ke neeche hain.
Nahane ka soap, lime fragrance waala, aur new towel bhi nikaal ke rakh diya hai hai.
Main bachchon ko leker mummy ji ke yahan jaa rahi hoon, kal shaam tak aa jaungi. Program mein koi change ho toh inform kar dena, mein wahin aur ruk jaungi…!
Isko kahte hain – ‘Mungerilal ke haseen sapne…!!’

Hindi Joke Funny Dirty – Husband to Wife: ‘humara

Husband to Wife: ‘humara baby yahi se bahar aayega, hai na? Wife Muskurate hue Haan lekin tum jhanko mat, abhi Nazar nahi aayega, bohut chota chhed hai.’ Husband: ‘Yaar fir bhi dekhne de na’, husband ne chhed mae se Jhanka par kuch Nazar nahi aaya. Thodi der Baad School ki ghanti bajti hai Munna Bahar aata Hai aur husband wife Munne ko le kar Ghar chale jate hai. Moral- Chhed darwaze mei tha. Lekin aapki Soch ko 21 Topon ki Salami…… ?????????????????????

Best Dirty Jokes Hindi – Ek Baar Ek Aadmi

Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ek Doctor Ke Clinic Mein Jata Hai Aur Bolta Hai.
Aadmi: “Doctor Meri Biwi Ka Chhed Chhota Hai Bada Kar Do”
Wo Doctor Uski Biwi Ko Clinic Main Admit Kar Leta Hai Aur Uski Chudai Karne Ke Baad Bolta Hai.
Doctor: “Check Kar Lo Bada Ho Gaya Iska Chhed”
Kuch Der Baad Wo Aadmi Phir Bolta Hai Ki Doctor Thoda Aur Bada Kar Do.
Doctor Phir Uski Chudai Karta Hai, Kuch Der Check Karne Ke Baad Wo Aadmi Bolta Hai Ki Ab Thik Hai.
Kuch Dinon Baad Kisi Dost Ki Party Mein Wo Doctor Aur Wo Aadmi Dono Jaate Hain Dono Apne-Apne Doston Se Baatein Kar Rahe Hote Hain.
Doctor Apne Dosto Ko Admi Ke Bare Mein Batata Hua Bolta Hai: “Arrey Yaar, Dekh Vo Jo Aadmi Khada Hai Na Udhar, Bada Bewakoof Hain Ek Din Apni Biwi Ko Mere Clinic Mein Laya Aur Bola Ki Iska Chhed Chota Hai Bada Kar Do, Maine Uski Do Baar Chudai Ki”
Admi Apne Dosto Ko Doctor Ke Bare Mein Batata Hua Bolta Hai: “Arrey Yaar, Wo Dekh Wo Jo Doctor Hai Na Bada Bewakoof Hai Ek Baar Maine Ek Aurat Ko Pataya Mujhe Kahi Jagah Nahi Mili To Main Usko Iske Clinic Mein Le Gaya Wahan Do Baar Jam Ke Mene Chudayi Ki.”

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