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Faad Ke Panty So Gayi Aunty
Zalim Lauda Lagey Hathoda
Peticot Me Visfot
Randi Ho Gayi Thandi
Paan Khaye Muniya Maa Chudaye Duniya.

Love Is Not Measured By Hugging, Kissing & Sex . Luv Is Respect
& Trust, Accepting A Person With Open Legs.. Closed Eyes.. Wet Lips..
Saying “Push It More”.

Keep Things Ready
A Very Important Advice From William Sexfear,
Opportunity Comes Any Time In Life So Please Keep Three Things Ready.
First: Resumes,
Second: Passport &,
Third: Condom.

Wife: I Am Pregnant.
Santa: Par Main To England Me Tha.
Wife: Aapki Photo Thi Na.
Santa: Ullu Mat Bana Kamini Photo To Kamar Tak Hi Thi.

Aap Or Apke Life Partner,
Yadi Sukhi Or Swasth Rahna Chahte Ho To
Istemal Karo
“Kohinoor”
Basmati Rice.
Achha Khaoge Tabi
Achha Soch Paoge.

Salery Ladki Ke Periods Ki Tarha Hoti Hai
Month Mein Ek Baar Aati Hai
Sirf 4-5 Din Ke Liye Hi Rukti Hai
Or Agar Kisi Month Nahi Aayi To Samjho
Chud Gayi

Shadi Wali Raat Dulha Apni Dulhan Ko Sex Karne Ke Baad
Apne Ghar Ke Niyam Aur Kayde-Kanoon Samajhate Hue Bola.
Dulha: Is Ghar Mein Rahna Hai To Kanjoosi Karni Padegi
Dulhan: To Phir Itna Sara Tel Lund Par Lagane Ki Kya Jarurat Thi,
Hamare Waha To Ye Kam Thook Laga Ke Hi Ho Jata Tha

Suhagrat Pe Pati Ne Poori Raat Sirf Boobs Suck Kiye
Subah Ladke Ki Maa- Beta Uth Ke Naha Dho Lo
Ladki- Sirf Daantt Brush Krwa Do Baki Sab Saaf H 😀

Laila Ne Majnu Ko Ek Ped Ke Pichhe Dekha Aur Boli.
Laila: Tum Majnu Ho Na?
Majnu Bola: Haan.
Phir Kuch Deir Baad Use Jhadiyo Ke Piche Dekha To Boli.
Laila: Tum Majnu Ho Na?
Majnu Bola: Haan, Kamini Main Majnu Hi Hoon, Tu Mujhe Tatti Karne Degi Ya Nahi.

Ho Out Of Control
Pent Ko Tu Apni Khol
Choom K Tu Uska Hole
Dalde Tu Apna Pole.
Lund Ghusa, Ball Daba,
Gaand Maar K Bol Darling All Is Well