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Wife 2 Husband: Did U Have Any Gf Before Marriage ?
Husband Remains Silent ?
Wife: What Is D Meaning Of Silence?
Husband: Wait.. Let Me Count…

True Bravery Is 2 Arrive Home…..Fully Drunk……A Latenight Out…..& Wife Waiting
With A Jhadu And U Ask: Hey Abhitak Safai Kar Rahi Ho?

Sindur Bhare
Shadi Ki Mauk Pr Dulha Dulhan Ki Mang Sindur Bharne Laga To,
Ek Bola: Yaar, Ye Rashm Agar Ulati Ho Jani Chahiye,
Yani Dunhan Dulhe Ki Mang Mai Sindur Bhare.
Dusara Bola: Agar Aisa Hua To Duniya K Sare Takle Kuware Hi Reh Jayenge.

The King
Chess Says Everything
About Husband And Wife.
The King Has To Take Things One Step At A Time,
While The Queen Can Do Whatever She Wants.

Unmarried
Wife: Sunte Ho Ji.
Mujhe Happiness Ki Spelling Batao
Husband: Likh… Unmarried.

Total Rest
Your Husband Need Total Rest
Doctor. Aap Ke Husband Ko Mukamal Sukun Ki Zarurat Hai Ye Lo Neend Ki
Golian.
Biwi. Yeh Main Inhein Kis Waqt Du.
Doctor. Yeh Aapne Khani Hain.

Study Ki Waja
Wife: Meri Shadi To Apni Study Ki Waja Se Late Hui Ap Ki Shadi Q Late Hoi?
Husband: Mein Sadqa Boht Ksrat Se Dia Krta Tha.
Sadqa Bhot C Balaon Ko Talta Hy.
1 Sal Nahi De Saka Bus Usi Sal Shadi Ho Gai.

Sardar Sex Kar Raha Tha Galti Se Peeche Daal Diya.
Biwi: Oji Truck Galat Gudaam Me Jaa Raha Hai.
Santa: Ab Bata Rahi Hai Jab Maal Utaar Diya.

Swarg Hehete Hai
Patni: Swamiji Ne Kahaa Ke Swarg Mein Pati Patni Ko Saath Rehne Nahi Dete Hai
Pati : Isiliye Usae Swarg Kehete Hai

Wife : Hum Honeymoon Ke Liye Kahan Jayenge?

Rohit Sharma : India Mein Hi Kahin Chalenge.

Wife : Kyon? Rohit : Main India Ke Bahar Perform Nahi Kar Pata Hoon