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Lady Plumber Se: “Gali Mein Kitne Dino Se Paani Khada Hai Kab Tak Niklega”
Kamina Plumber Bola: “Bibi Ji Aapka Nada Khulne Ki Der Hai Pani To Abhi Nikal Dunga“

Lady In Bus: Aapka Kuchh Touch Ho Raha Hai.
Man: Oh, Wo Meri Salary Hai Pocket Mein.
Lady: Saale Haraami! Teri Salary 5 Minutes Mein 3 Guna Badh Gayee?!?

Lady 2 Dr.: Mere Husband Ka Bahut Lamba Hai. Andar Jata Hai To Kaleje Ko Lagta Hai.
Dr.: Chota Karna Hai Kya?
Lady: Na Ji Na. Kaleja Thoda Upar Ho Sakta Hai!?

Lady Train M Widout Ticket Thi,
T T N Pakda,
Toilet Me Le Ja K Uske Sath Sex Kiya.
Lady Wapis Aa Kar Boli,
He Bhagwan,
Agar Chut Na Hoti To
Izzat Chali Jati.

Lady Standing At Bus Stop Taking Whisper Pack In Her Hand.
Bagger:Bai Kuch Dede.
Lady: No Change.
Bagger:Ye Bread Ka Packet Dede.
Lady: Kal Aana,Jam Laga Ke Dungi.

Lady Bahut Dino Baad Mayke Jaa Rahi Thi
Pati- Kuch Chahiye
Lady- Apna Lund Kat Ke Dedo
Muje Maza Bhi Aata Rahega
Aur
Aap Par Shak Bhi Nahi Hoga

Lady: Time Kitna Hua Hai? Banta: Br* P*Nties. Lady: Time Poocha Hai Nonsense. Banta: Time Hi To Bataya Hai 12.35