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Marwadi Biwi Ke Saath Naha Raha Tha.
Biwi Ne Goti Pe Saabun Lagaaya
Marwadi Ka Khada Ho Gaya.
Biwi Gusse Se: Isko Chota Karo. Saabun Abhi 2 Hafte Aur Chalana Hai!?

Marrired Life Ka Sabse Bada Jhatka :
Honeymoon Ki Taiyari Karte Pati Se Patni Boli :
‘Condom Sirf Kohinoor Ka Rakhana, Baaki Se Mujhe Allergy Ho Jaati He.

Mangta Hoon To Deti Nahi
Jawab Meri Baat Ka
Deti Ho To Khada Ho Jata Hai
Rom Rom Jazbaat Ka
Kyun Kehte Ho Bar Bar Dalo
Balo Mein Phool Ghulab Ka

Na Jaroorat Hai Chand Sitaron Ki,
Na Jaroorat Hai Faltu Yaaron Ki,
Bas Ek Dost Chahiye Aapke Jaisa,
Jo Gaand Maar De Hazaron Laakhon Ki.

Mujhe Aaj Bhi Wo Pados Wale Uncle Yaad Hai Jo Mujh Se Kehte The Ki Lollipop Chahiye To Pant Ki Jeb Main Hath Daal Ke Khud Hi Nikaal Lo.
Aur Jab Main Unki Pant Ki Jaib Main Hath Daalti Thee To Kitni Der Tak Lollipop Pakad Kar Khichti Rahti Thee,
Magar Uncle Ne Itni Kas Ke Lollipop Bandha Hota Tha, Ki Uski Cheeni Pighal Ke Mere Hath Me Lag Jati Thee,
Magar Kabhi Bhi Lollipop Nahi Nikaal Saki”…
Sunny Leone Ki Kitaab – “Mera Bachpan – Meri Shararatein“

Mrs. Rose Mary Ne Mr. Lelay Se Divorce Liya
Kyunki Bechari Pareshan Aa Gayi Thhi Apna Naam Batate Hue, Rose Marry Leley
But Us Bechari Ka Bad Luck Dekho, Uski Fir Se Shadi Hui Par Is Baat Mr. Marlo Ke Saath
Ab Batao Dosto Usko Kya Karna Chahiye?

Mirchi Muh Ke Alawa Aur Kaha Lagti
Hai?
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Kheto Mein Lagti Hai Mere Dost..
Hamesha Apni Gaand Ke Baare Mein
Hi Kyo Sochte Ho?

Minister To Sexy Wife-Sach Batao Tumne Kitni Baar Humse Bewafai Ki?
Wife: 3 Baar Par Apke Hi Liye.
Minister: Kab & Kyo?
Wife: Jab Apka Heart Operation Hua To Doctor K Saath,
Fir Jab Aap Jail Me The Tab Judge K Saath,
Minister- Teesri Baar?
Wife: Jab Apko Sarkar Banani Thi Aur Apke Paas 78 Mla Kam The…..

Mena Mera Dost Mr. Chatwani Ko Phone Kiya?
Or Uski Biwi Na Uthya?
Fir Maina Phone Kat Diya?.
Ab Ap Hi Btao Main Uski Biwi Se Kasa Kehta Ki?.
‘Chatwani Hai’

Pappu Ke Pados Mein Ek Lala Ji Ki Dukan Thi
Kisi Bat Pe Pappu Ki Lala Se Ladayi Ho Gayi Aur Pappu Ne Usko Gali Di
Pappu: “Oye Fuddi Deya, Setha”
Seth: “Fuddi Da Na Kah Oye, Main Bade Operation Se Hua Tha“