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Santa Ka Interview: Batao Wo Kaun Si Aurat Hain Jisko 1Oo% Pata Hota Hain Ki Uska Husband Kaha
Hain?
Santa Ne Apna Khatarnak Dimag Lagaya Or Bola
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“Vidhwa Aurat….

The Teacher Asked All The Students In A Class To Write An Essay On A Cricket Match.

All Were Busy Writing Except Banta. He Wrote “Due To Rain, No Match!”

संता पैराशूट बेच रहा था…..
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आइए…आइए…इससे आप जमीन पर कूद सकते हैंऔर एक बटन दबाते
ही लैंडिंग कर सकते हैं और इस पैराशूट से किसी भी खतरनाक स्थिति में आप सुरक्षित बच सकते हैं…..
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कस्टमर- और अगर ये ओपन न हुआ तो….
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संता-पैसे वापस…!!

Starts With Tea
Santa: What Is The Name Of Your Car?
Lady: I Forgot The Name, But Is Starts With ‘T’.
Santa : Oh, What A Strange Car, Starts With Tea. All Cars That I Know Start With Petrol..

Sun Tv
Santa: Why Majority Of South Indians Are Black?

Banta: “Oh Ji .. Because They Always Watch Sun Tv, Surya Tv, Without Applying Sun Screen Lotion”!

Teacher Santa Se: Explain ‘Dahi’ In English

Santa:

Milk Sleeping In The Night,
And Sawere Sawere Tight!!

Wheelars Only
Santa Car Ke Pahiye Khol Raha Tha.
Banta: Oye, Pahiye Kyun Khol Raha Hai ,
Santa: Anpadh Ganwaar Samne Dekh Likha
Hai Parking For 2 Wheelars Only

Wo Mar Jyega
Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye.
Jyotish: Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo Mar Jyega.
Baccha Bola Papa Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya.

Umbrella Mai Hole Kyu?
Santa Ki Chatri Me Hole Tha, Kisine Pucha, Umbrella Mai Hole Kyu?
Santa Bola: Oye Barish Ruk Jayegi To Pata Kaise Chalega.

Teacher- Ushne Sucide Kr Li Aur Use Sucide Krne Padi, Ishme Difrnc Batao?
Santa- Pehla Padha Likha Berojgar Tha, Dusara Married Tha..