Month: March 2016

Savita – Yar Raat Aur Suhagrat Main Kya Fark hota Hai?
Kavita – Suhagrat Main Hum Sirf Pati Ke Sath hi So Sakte Hain aur Jab Ki Raat Main Aisa Koi Niyam Nahi Hota.

Sardar Suhagraat ko puri koshish ke bavjud kamyab na hua.
Guusse se Wife se bola..
Tumari pehle kisi ne nai li?
Wife : Masumiyat se,
Jis ne bhi li, shalwar utar k li!

Santa Apni Suhaagraat Mein Patni ki Boobs Suck Karte Hua Bola: Tumhare Boobs Kitne Naram, Garam Aur Sharbati Hai…

Patni, Sharmate Hue: Patan Nahi Ji, Jitne Muh, Utni Baatein.

Pappu Suhagrat main Sexx Karte hue apni Patni se bola…
Mane Saadi Se Pehale Bahut sari call girls ke sath Sexx kiya Hai
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Patni – Main bhi Itni Der Se Yahi Soch Rahi thi Ki
Aapko Kahi Dekha Hai…

Pappu suhaagrat mein biwi ke pichhe se daal raha tha.

Biwi: Nahi ji, aage se daalte hain!

Pappu: Tujhe kaise pata?

Biwi: Jab main college mein thi to Gunde utha le gaye the, unhone aage se dala tha!!

Pappu: Ye MC Gunde bhi confuse karte hain, mujhe le gaye the to pichhe se dala tha!!

Pappu apni pahali Suhagrat ko apni Dulhan ko Sahlate hue bola – Apko pata hai..
Main hamari sadi se pahale 6-7 Ladies ke sath So chuka hu…
Dulhan Muskrate hue – Mujhe to pahale se hi pata tha,
Jab hamari Kundli itni achhi milti hai to hamari AAdatein bhi Jarur milengi hi na…

Nayi Dulhan Ko Dulhe Ne Suhagrat Par Muh Dikhai main 25,000 rupaye Diye…
Dulhan Itne Sare Paise Dekh Kar Ghabra Ke Boli.
Dulhan – “Suno Ji Pura Khandaan Thokega Kya?”

Mochi Ki Shaadi Hui,
Suhaagraat Mein Woh Kuch Kiye Bina Hi So Gaya.
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Biwi Ne Uska Haath Apne Neeche Lagaya Toh Woh Chonk Ke Bola,
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“Isski Silaai Ke 35 Ruppaye Lunga”

Ladki ki Suhagrat ke baad
usski Saheli Puchhti hai
Aur Kaisi rahi Suhagrat ?

To wo batati hai – Aaye the wo der se, Dil jala diya,
Pahle kiya Darwaza band,
Fir Deepak Bhuja diya…
Pahle khel khelne lage Seena Tatolkar,
Fir khel khelne lage Underwear khol kar,
Ek Jang Aisi chhidi Palang par,
Gole wali Top rakh di Surang par,
Yah tha 9 Minute ka Mazaa,
Ab bhog rahi hu 9 Mahine ki saja,
9 Mahine baad Ek aisa hoga Visfot,
Jo ban jayga Bharat ke liye 1 Aur Vote…