Month: May 2016

Boy- Apka Naam Kya Hai?
Girl- Pehan Ke Batayun Ya Bolke?
Boy- Kya Matlab?
Girl- Payal Aur Aapka?
Boy- Haath Mein Dun Ya Muh Me?
Girl- Matlab?
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Boy- Prasad… 😛

Boy To Girlfriend:
Meri Us Jagah Hath Lago Jahan Haddi Na Ho.
Ladki Haste Hue: Chal Fir Nikaal Bahar,
Pakdu??
Teri Zubaan Ko.

Boy Se Jyada Girls Garm Kyo Hoti He
Qk Boys Ke 2 Zero Watt K Balb Or Ek
40 Wat Ki Tube Hoti H
Jab Ki Girls Ke 500 Wat Ke 2 Balb
Or Ek 3000 Wat Ka Oven Hota Hai

Boy – Mujhe Pyar Karti Ho Toh Kal Colg White Dress Pehan Ke Aana…
Girl Black Pehan Ke Aayi…
Boy – Tu Jab Jhuki Toh Maine Dekh Lia Ki Tu Mujhe Andar Se Pyar Karti H

Baap Of All Jokes.
Lic Agent:Santa Ji, Aap Policy Le Lo.
Aapke Bachcho Ko Paise Milenge.
Santa: Agar Bachche Na Ho To?
Agent: Aapki Biwi Ko Milenge.
Santa: Agar Biwi Na Ho To?
Agent: Maa Baap Ko Milenge.
Santa: Agar Wo Bi Na Ho.?
Agent: Fir Bahen, Bhayio Ko Milenge
Santa: Koi Aisa Tariqa Btao K Paise Mujhe Mile.?
Agent: Aap Nahi Le Sakte
Santa: Lo Benchod Ye To Policy Na Huyi,’Meri Gaand’ Ho Gyi,
Jo Har Koi Le Sakta Hai,
Sirf Mai Nhi Le Sakta.???

Baap: Kyu Beta Ladki Pasand Aayi
Tumhe?
Beta: Papa Ladki Toh Bahut
Moti Hai
Baap: Beta Ghar Kitana Bhi Bada Ho,
Darwaaja Chota Hi Hota Hai

Baba Saxidas Ji Ki Book, “Jiyo Aur Jeene Do” Mein Batayi Gayi Ek Baat
Paisa Gand Ki Tarah Hota Hai,
Sab Ke Paas Hai Par Dene Ko Kisi Ka Dil Nahi Karta,
Lekin Lene Ko Saare Phirte Hai

Baba Saxidas Se Ek Party Main Unke Ek Naye Naye Bane Bhakat Ne Puchha
Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Ye Sari Ladkiya Darling Darling Kyu Kahti Rahti Hai?”
Baba Ji: “Nadan Bachhe, Vo Jaan Bhuj Ke Esa Karti Hai Aur Angreji Word Use Karti Hai, Par Asal Mein Hindi Mein Uska Matlab Kuch Aur Hota Hai”
Bhakt Hairani Se: “Achhaaa, To Hindi Mein Matlab Kya Hota Hai?”
Baba Muskurate Hue: “Vo Kahna Chahti Hai Ki Dal Ling“

Behind Every – ‘Wow, Congrats Dude You Deserved Her!’
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There Is A ‘Iss Chutiye Ko Bhi Ladki Mil Gayi, Ek Main Hi Reh Geya Hun!’

Bhakt: Baba I Have A Child Yearly.
Nirmal Baba: Condom Lagate Ho?
Bhakt: Ji.
Nirmal Baba:Mohalle Me Bhi Baant Do Kripa
Wahi Se Aa Rahi Hai.:>