Adult Jokes In English – THE LAST 10 THINGS

THE LAST 10 THINGS A MAN WOULD EVER SAY 10- I think Barry Manilow is one cool mother-fucker! 9- While I’m up, can I get you a beer? 8- I’m absolutely wrong, you must be right! 7- Her tits are just way too big. 6- Sometimes, I just want to be held. 5- That chick on “Murder, She Wrote” gives me a woody. 4- We haven’t been to the mall in ages…let’s go shopping so I can hold your purse. 3- Sure, I would love to wear a condom. 2- Fuck Monday night football, let’s watch “Murphy Brown.” 1- I think we are lost, we’d better pull over and ask directions. THE LAST 10 THINGS A WOMEN WOULD EVER SAY 10- Could our relationship be more physical? I’m tired of just being friends. 9- Go ahead and leave the toilet seat up. It’s easier for me to douche that way. 8- I think hairy butts are really Sexy. 7- Hey, get a whiff of that one! 6- Please don’t throw that old T-shirt away…the holes in the armpits are just too cute. 5- This diamond is way too big. 4- I won’t even put that thing in my mouth unless I get to swallow. 3- Wow, Bruce, it really is 14 inches. 2- Does this make my butt look too small? 1- I’m wrong, YOU MUST be right!

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