Best English Adult Jokes – The only thing IRS

The only thing IRS has not yet taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it’s in thehole. It has two dependents, but they’re nuts. Effective January 1, 2000, penises will be taxed according to size. Thebrackets are as follows: 10″-12″ Luxury Tax 8″-10″ Pole Tax 5″-8″ Privilege Tax 4″-5″ Nuisance Tax Males exceeding 12″ must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4″ is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION! Issues still under consideration are as follows: Are there penalties for early withdrawal? Do multiple partners count as a corporation? Are condoms deductible as work clothes?

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