Dirty Jokes English – Two old men are

Two old men are sitting on a porch one day talking about how they miss Sex and that their wife no longer pleases them. Well along comes a dog walking down the sidewalk and stops in front of their house, lifts his leg and begins to lick his dick. One old man looks at other and says “Damn I sure wish I could do that!”. The other old man replies back “Well if you do I suggest you pet him first”.

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